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Favorite films

  • Michael Clayton
  • A Different Man
  • Past Lives
  • Black Bag

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  • Black Bag

    ★★★★

  • Past Lives

    ★★★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★½

  • Parasite

    ★★★★★

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  • Black Bag

    Black Bag

    ★★★★

    Love films that have as much to say about their genre as they do about generalized experiences: relationships, workplace strife, faith, historical commentary (I felt a WW2 comparison in ending conflict through catastrophe but idk).

    And I laughed a few times! Expert casting! Performances ruled! A favorite in the niche spy-ish class — high bar for 2025 releases.

  • Past Lives

    Past Lives

    ★★★★★

    Best film of this type I have seen and may ever see

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★½

    Overwrought and somehow without a theme. R Patt is great, sure, but doing something different than everyone else. Ruffalo was … acting, I guess? Voiceovers clearly added later, haphazardly? Then they drop halfway? Weird drug subplot adds no value? 

    Ecological destruction bad? Exploitation of working class? uhhh imperialism? How about, you know, megachurches are destructive? Authoritarianism? multiple selves coexisting?!!?

    Nails none of it. None. 

    Satirical films have an anchor; an opinion or worldview which they mock. This does not. Nor is it even amusing along the way.

  • Parasite

    Parasite

    ★★★★★

    What. A vertical. Film.

    Impactful and seemingly tame exchange I’d missed before, above the garden party. Kim son asks the Park daughter if he fits in. They look natural, he says, observing the rich friends and family below. So visceral, seeing a celebration and immediately being overcome with doubt about class, status, appearance, and self worth, even as you actively pretend, successfully to that point, to be something else! He couldn’t hold it in.

    I found that scene remarkably naked,…

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