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  Terrifier 2 2022

  Watched 24 Oct 2022

  Damien Leone and David Howard Thornton are just terrible.

  Anyway this movie scared me so much literal vomit erupted from my penis which I then proceeded to gulp down like some greedy rabid dog. I then spent the rest of the day begging my wife’s bull to put me out of my misery, but alas he never did. He never did.

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  Shiva Baby 2020

  Watched 14 Apr 2021

  My argument.... This film is racist. No I will not elaborate on this further. Prove me wrong.

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  It Comes at Night 2017

  Watched 21 Sep 2017 1

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  Star Wars: The Last Jedi 2017

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