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  Top Gun: Maverick 2022

  Watched 07 Mar 2025

  Tom Cruise is absolutely the enemy here. Why risk lives when we can have pilotless planes. This man’s ego, my lawd.

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  Rush Hour 1998

  Watched 01 Feb 2025

  Is this the only cop movie where guns actually run out of bullets? 

  Also no one will ever be as badass as that 11 year old with a vest of C4 strapped to her chest yelling to her captors “push the goddamn button”.

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  Unfrosted 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 25 May 2024 1

  I loved this movie. I wish I watched it with Stuf because Josh doesn’t appreciate art.

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  Nosferatu 2024

  Watched 26 Dec 2024 1

  There were more orgasms than jump scares in this movie. And I didn’t have an issue with that. Vampire monster sex is cool. Telepathic hot chick / old vampire connection is the bees knees. Vampire penis. The cinematography was top tier. Willem Dafoe is hilarious. I want him as my local occult expert. The shadows in this movie are amazing. The Gypsies ganking that corpse was cool too. And Gypsy titty. I enjoyed the Romanian or Latin, whatever Count Orlok was saying. I didn’t understand what ocean the boat was on though, it was the only thing that really broke up my immersion. - Ian

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