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Horror film fanatic

Favorite films

  • Mulholland Drive
  • Donnie Darko
  • Starship Troopers
  • Videodrome

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  • The Menu

    ★★★★

  • Locked

    ★★½

  • Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood

    ★★

  • Cruising

    ★★★★

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★

    A weird, funny, and surprisingly heartfelt sci-fi satire with Robert Pattinson fully embracing the chaos, and while it’s not really the most cohesive ride, Bong Joon-ho’s sharp humor and endless stream of wild ideas make it incredibly entertaining to watch.

  • Companion

    Companion

    ★★★★

    Fast-paced horror comedy that’s funny, shocking, and satisfyingly bloody. Creative uses of corkscrews and voice modulators. It’s not parody, but razor-sharp satire, with a remorseless sense of empowerment. Packed with twists and shock factor, this crowd-pleaser is a perfect date movie for the modern era.

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  • The Menu

    The Menu

    ★★★★

    now that...is a cheeseburger

  • Locked

    Locked

    ★★½

    Bill Skarsgård endures the world’s worst Uber ride, trapped in a sadistic, justice-themed SUV while Anthony Hopkins’ disembodied voice torments him with conservative rants, yodeling, and the merits of drinking his own piss. Drenched in abysmal lighting and cynicism, the film wavers between a fascist power fantasy and a socialist nightmare, only to abandon any real message for a neatly wrapped happy ending.

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  • Mother, May I?

    Mother, May I?

    ★★★½

    Personally I would not give my emotionally repressed fiancé mushrooms a day after his mother died but that's just me.

  • The Future Diary

    The Future Diary

    ★★★★

    Yes, this is my actual rating of this anime.

    No, I will not elaborate.