RijBody

RijBody

Favorite films

  • The Warriors
  • Oldboy
  • The Thing
  • Prisoners

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  • Cocaine Bear

    ★★★

  • God on Trial

    ★★★

  • You People

    ★½

  • Weird: The Al Yankovic Story

    ★★★★½

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  • Futurama: Bender's Big Score

    Futurama: Bender's Big Score

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Pinocchio

    Pinocchio

    ½

    Tom Hanks' posture is forever ruined because of this movie

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  • The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl

    The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl

    ★½

    Around 9 or so years ago I witnessed memes, bad acting and terrible effects come together as one for the last time...until now. I don't really remember my initial thoughts on this movie but either way this was a GIGANTIC rude awakening. I can't say I have no genuine positive feelings about it because it does have large amounts of creativity (how ever scattered it may be notwithstanding) which is also probably what keeps it from being a lower rating. Just know that it's best summed up as absolutely wild and Minus is the epitome of a Saturday Morning Cartoon Villain.

  • Phantom of the Paradise

    Phantom of the Paradise

    ★★★★

    I love being part of a grandmaster cult, rather than being an actor from the long line of them winning. You can be spellbound by either presentation or what it means to you, like the two camera angles that occur at two different points in the film. The tone is essentially pitch perfect; the easiest for the movie to learn and, had those main characters been alienating just by dancing at inappropriate times, the hardest to master. The setting of the movie is the one thing I wish it had a better grasp on, like bullion cubes in clean. majestic ocean water.

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