Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Labyrinth 1986

  ★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Sarah is such a fucking brat at the beginning of this film it really ruined the whole thing for me. Sorry YOU have poor TIME MANAGEMENT SKLLS, your parents go out ONCE a week god forbid and you get to stay in your upper middle class house and play dress up while the baby sleeps! She has NO friends, NO social life, I hope she is BULLIED at school. What a prick.

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Just a total fucking blast. I can’t believe Robert Pattinson is real and not making silly voices in my apartment

Popular reviews

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  Munich – The Edge of War 2021

  ★★★ Watched 23 Jan 2022 2

  What a waste of homoerotic tension. You do not have just two dudes share a cigarette, inhale, stare into each other’s eyes and exhale in unison without building on it. An insult.

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  The Sky Is Everywhere 2022

  ★ Watched 13 Feb 2022

  Cannot think of a more inauthentic portrayal of grief in cinema. Like a web MD article came to life and tried to write a screenplay