Nothing but hot takes here.
Favorite films
Recent activity
AllRecent reviews
More-
Novocaine 2025
Battle of the nepo Babis. Between this and last year’s Boy Kills World it feels like 2005 action movies are alive and well for some reason. Not mad I saw it but it felt like a movie you’d get on dvd in a 4 for 20 deal, not like something you’d go out of your way to see.
Translated from by -
Pretty Woman 1990
“Big mistake. HUGE.” Iconic. This movie was just like Fast Five.
Translated from by
Popular reviews
More-
Trap 2024
This movie is nonsense. The core conceit of the movie is, what, the FBI arresting literally every fucking male at an arena? Thousands? Just hoping one of them is the serial killer and happens to confess when arrested? Like even if they screened him why would we believe they’d catch him? Even if they figured out his psych eval matched their profile, that doesn’t mean they have sufficient evidence to make an arrest. There are just so many levels at…
Translated from by -
Us 2019
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I was really disappointed in this movie. First, the positive: the acting was phenomenal all across the board. Lupita deserves an Oscar for her performance.
Now the negative (double warning here; if you haven’t seen this movie and don’t want it spoiled, walk away. If you have seen this movie and loved it, I don’t want to yuck your yum, so read on at your own disgression).
Ok, I maybe mis-managed my expectations with this one. After being blown away…
Translated from by