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  The Girl with the Needle 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  Oh to be young, lactating, and high on ether at the cinema. Bonus star for the nerve-jangling sound design which - whilst cool as fuck - doesn't make me want to experience total devastation again anytime soon.

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  Sister Midnight 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 14 Mar 2025 1

  does it still count as going cuckoo if you’re eating one? loved being in Uma’s world, at first as a voyeur but later - as each of her relatable and impulsive quirks are exposed - it felt more like a mirror 

  this film questions and challenges what a normal person really is, I think I agree that somewhere inside all of us is a sexless, mop-wielding plant burglar

Popular reviews

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  Anora 2024

  ★★ Watched 07 Nov 2024

  if Pretty Woman met Uncut Gems, and Eminem wrote the script… not sure what the preconditions are for me to ever want to hear the f-slur again in a cinema, but this definitely doesn’t qualify

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  How to Have Sex 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 20 Jul 2024

  first things first: Mia McKenna-Bruce 🔥 the OG brat girl summer in acid green 🟢🍏

  HTHS is a knockout unfiltered take on modern British teenage life, with a not-so-subtle reminder of how our education system fails people like Tara - a system so hellbent on scaremongering the importance of her grades, that it stops well short on preparing her for the real, immediate, life-changing situations she’s hurtling towards, Tara is totally unarmed

  Molly Manning Walker proves just how unqualified we all are for adulthood, whilst ironically creating a masterpiece that would be one of the most valuable additions to the curriculum itself

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