Ryan

Ryan

some call them pictures, some call them movies, and some even call them films. I just call them the good stuff.

Favorite films

  • After Hours
  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me
  • La Jetée
  • Barry Lyndon

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  • Phantom Thread

  • There Will Be Blood

    ★★★★★

  • Daaaaaalí!

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  • Phantom Thread

    Phantom Thread

    Sumptuous, strange, silly, and serious, frequently all at once. Some true laugh out loud moments that I didn’t pick up on for my first watch. The breakfast scene is an all timer, and Reynolds reprimanding Alma, The tea is going out, the interruption is staying right here with me is unfortunately exactly what I’m like, but instead of making dresses I am writing jokes about drinking piss.
    So interesting to watch this back to back with There Will Be Blood, as…

  • There Will Be Blood

    There Will Be Blood

    ★★★★★

    In 6th grade I asked my parents to take me to this which is so fucked up and what’s even more fucked up is they did. I must have been the youngest one in the theater by at least two decades. Anyway I love this story about a cool guy bullying a nerd. I wish I had a girlfriend so I could show this to her.

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  • A Complete Unknown

    A Complete Unknown

    I woke up with a painful stye in my eye this morning, but today was Bobsmas and one eye is all I need to support the man with my dollar. Just stray thoughts:

    - Tim’s performance is fantastic. He understands Bob, a suspicion I’ve had since he donned the blonde wig and beanie. Spending years as a skinny white boy fucking his way through Greenwich Village was the perfect research for the character. 

    - Visually really great. Bob’s hair looks…

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    At one point, Mickey literally says "what the hell am I doing here?" like in the song Creep and I thought that was good because he is kind of a creep. Loved Robert Pattinson's performance here, and can see the parallels he drew to Jackass-style physical comedy, but the second half is a mess. A mess that, frankly, looks like shit. We don't get that much Mickey in the back half even though they have just introduced an extra one…