My son loves the original 2. I pleaded with him. Don’t put this one on. It’s absolutely horrendous. 

He said he didn’t know what the word horrendous means. I said , “OK. Put the movie on then. “

He now knows the meaning of the word.

Everything they did right in the first film, they did wrong in the sequel. 

This film has no grit.  No gravitas. No creativity. The character development in Moana 2 has more impact. 

This film would have been 10x better if we just watched the band Pantera do drugs for 2.5 hours.

This sweaty, gross, electro, tennis flick won me over the longer it went on.  

You put Trent and Atticus in charge of music and you’ll always get yourself a banger.

I laughed out loud. I cringed. I felt uneasy. I felt sad. I felt confused. I felt uncomfortable. I felt surprised. I felt a lot. 

It’s weird AF and it’s funny AF and I’m here for all of it.