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  Weekend at Bernie's 1989

  ★★★★★ Added

  That's illegal.

  What you're doing there is illegal.

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  Den of Thieves 2: Pantera 2025

  ★½ Added

  This is rated R. What's this world coming to? Really expecting to raise some soft ass kids today, America. No nudity. No violence--a brief bar fight. Some language and a couple of joints. Little bit of semi-auto gunplay. No idea why they didn't pull all the stops if they knew they were going to get tagged with R.

  Regardless. Shits the bed at 45 when Butler--still a cop? I don't know--surprises Fat Albert--from the original? Never saw it--and asks to…

Popular reviews

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  After the Sunset 2004

  ★★★½ Added

  Fun carribean rivalry-heist flick.

  Harrelson is great in this--outperforms Brosnan, who is uncharacteristically good as well. Hayek--what a body--no nudity but goddamn. God. Damn.

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  Moonrise Kingdom 2012

  ★★★★ Added 2

  Resurrection for Wes Anderson. And most likely short-lived. What I heard was this was originally Roman Polanski's film but the studio saw that PR nightmare coming a mile away and snatched it up. And thank god for that--Johnny Depp as Captain Sharp might've ruined his career. I guess Emmanuelle Seigner would've played Mrs. Bishop or Social Services.

  The 1960s was achieved--this movie is a goddamn time machine. Phenomenal effort, including soundtrack. Though a bit cartoonish in places, a perfect rainy day film.