Me: I relate to the cottage guy. He just wants everyone to get along and have a chill weekend without breaking shit.
*Cottage guy throws a cat at the monster*
Me: Shoot your eye lasers straight into that man's crotch, Mr. frog!
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Evil Dead Trap 2: Hideki 1992
Buckets of blood and ginormous neon signs. No coherent plot required.
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Bhoot 2003
Camera guy: Think imma just chill tonight. Pop open a nice dry cab sav, throw some Miles on, and take care of my plants.
Sound guy, drunk: LET'S FUCKING RAAAAAAAAGE!
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The Haunting of Julia 1977
Had to google when the heimlich maneuver became common knowledge before I could allow myself to enjoy this classy Brit/Canuck joint about how one processes grief.
The child was literally being hung upside down at one point!! Mercy!
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