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serp_kerp

Favorite films

  • Re-Animator
  • Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead
  • Frankenhooker
  • Street Trash

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  • The Devil's Rain

    ★★★★½

  • Tamara

    ★★½

  • Raptor Island

    ★★

  • Dream Scenario

    ★★★★

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  • The Devil's Rain

    The Devil's Rain

    ★★★★½

    Damn now that is what I call a movie

    This movie is so ominous and so awesome. I really wish Shatner never got to make the Star Trek movies stayed a horror star forever. This movie is like a weird west movie too with all the empty spaces of the American South West. I really like when the West is made Gothic so extra points. The movie doesn't make any sense, but it gets extra points for that too.

  • Tamara

    Tamara

    ★★½

    Hard Mid

    A witch using her powers to turn her enemies into gay lovers is amazing, but this movie can capitalize on it. It's like completely void of camp swagger. Like this kind of anti heroine revenge movie needs to be self aware and be campy. It also needs a bad ass charismatic girl, but Jenna Dewan is just so flat and boring here.

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  • Predator

    Predator

    ★★★★½

    It's all about that one on one

    I always felt this movie doesn't truly start until Arnold is alone against the Predator. Its like the greatest 30 minute short film with over an hour of action movie filler added to the beginning.

  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★★

    I Still question my decision to not beat people to death for making fun of this movie when it got out.

    Egger understands the Sublime and what it means to horror. He understands how to depict the supernatural in a truly transcendent way. I dig it.