Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Babysitter 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 02 Feb 2025

  I feel personally attacked by this film, and it’s probably for the best.

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  A Real Pain 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 29 Jan 2025

  Short and sweet.

  Kieran Culkin is basically Roman Roy, which is to say he’s amazing. Jesse Eisenberg is basically Mark Zuckerberg, which is to say he’s amazing. Will Sharpe is basically a northern philosemite clearly played by someone from London, which is to say he’s fine.

Popular reviews

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  The Long Goodbye 1973

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Apr 2024

  A man smokes a thousand cigarettes across California and Mexico. Delightful.

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  Dream Scenario 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 05 May 2024

  You have to watch this if you really wanna see Nicholas Cage fart, then cum in his pants, and then fart again. YOU HAVE TO

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