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  Fake Dad 2025

  ★★½ Watched 04 Mar 2025

  The guy who hosted me and my chinese girlfriend on our vacation in Xiamen literally sat me down in front of the screen with this movie on and told me "watch". I replied with "hao" and that was the extent of our brief communication on the topic. I only managed to watch some 30 minutes though, but it was peak. Truly some looney toons shit, they ain't make 'em like that over here anymore.

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  The Gorge 2025

  ★★★ Watched 18 Feb 2025

  The Gorge is a gorgeous film. You don't see gems like this come out of Gorglywood anygore. I got a gorgasm while gorgtching it. I predict it will earn a gorgillion gollars at the gorx office. The academy will be wise to award it 20 gorgescars. Sigorgeney Weaver in particular deserves regorgenition. It is fascinating, how they managed to gorgechestrate such a glorgious masterpiece. It must have been a gorgantuan effort.

Popular reviews

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  Arthur and the Revenge of Maltazard 2009

  ½ Watched 26 Apr 2024

  HOLY SHIT I FORGOT ARTHUR HAD SEQUELS!

  This is so much more epic than the first one!!! Literally nothing of significance happens for the first 75 minutes, and everybody just kinda fucks around until Maltazard shows up to tell how he had been jerking off to Arthur's grandparents for the past 8 months.

  Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma...
  ✨Maltazard ✨✨😏💅🔥✨🔥 ✨
  11 out of 10

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  Arthur: Malediction 2022

  ½ Watched 29 Apr 2024

  How much french taxpeyer money do you think goes directly into Luc Besson's pocket?
  Not enough is the right answer!
  If you are french and you aren't giving all your worldly possessions to Luc Besson, you are a disgrace to your country. Shame on you

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