Scott

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Favorite films

  • The Thing
  • The Guest
  • The Lost Boys
  • Night of the Demons

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  • Hundreds of Beavers

  • Monkey Man

  • Novocaine

  • Happy Together

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  • Miami Connection

    Miami Connection

    Baseline Rules for making pretty much any movie into a drinking game:

    1. rip that guy - take a drink when someone dies, show some respect
    2. drink when they drink - anytime someone in the movie drinks, everyone drinks
    3. bigotry - take a drink to make it go down easier
    4. bullshit science - ridiculous explanations for things or physics being defied on screen
    5. sips for nips - regardless of gender, take a drink when you see new nipples

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  • Hundreds of Beavers

    Hundreds of Beavers

    I was expecting something very different. The last act starts getting there, but left me and the others I watched it with unsatisfied. This kind of killed the night and caused everyone to go to bed early, lmao.

  • Monkey Man

    Monkey Man

    "Give him some of that Kong shit"

    Loved it. The mother son aspect was really moving and made for a really engaging setup.

    Dying the mask really was actually as cool as the movie thought it was.

    This will absolutely be getting added to my movie collection.

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  • Godzilla vs. Biollante

    Godzilla vs. Biollante

    "I heard he wants to preserve the Nobel Prize winners' semen to use for future reproductions of geniuses."

    Godzilla has really become one of the main pillars of my personality. Excited to see how the Heisei era treats the big lizard; it was incredible for Gamera.

    The music of this series has never ripped so fucking hard.

    Labeling the escalating warning points of Godzilla's return is so cool

    Wow there is so much of this in Shin Godzilla. Hell yeah.

    The visualization that finally makes it explicitly clear that Godzilla is Jesus

  • Terror of Mechagodzilla

    Terror of Mechagodzilla

    "You may be a cyborg, but I still love you"

    It's been fun, so I'm sad to see the era end. But it needed to.

    This starts like the final episode of an early 2000s anime.

    This movie is so cheap looking. Anime is trashy.

    The helmets are SO GOOD

    A fitting end to the era: a movie that doesn't even have 80 minutes of new footage using the same alien plot that half of these movies had. But with a couple of pretty amazing effects sequences.

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