Favorite films

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  Halloween Ends 2022

  ★ Watched 14 Oct 2022

  Halloween ends?
  Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does.

Recent reviews

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  The Brutalist 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025 2

  All this money in the family and they couldn't hire a tailor for Harry to make him a suit that would actually fucking fit him.

  Also writing "it's not about the journey, but the destination" as your closer is hilarious when your final sequence absolutely tanks everything incredible you've built leading up to that point.

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  Girl America 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Average age in the theatre was about 65 and I'm truly baffled none of my fellow senior citizens walked out..

Popular reviews

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  Brothers 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 26 Oct 2023 1

  We'll cut Gottwald's balls off and send them to Stalin as a paperweight!

  What's better than a hot guy killing bad guys? Two hot guys killing bad guys. A quick-paced, suspensful story about brothers Ctirad and Josef Mašín, czech resistance fighters, going up against the soviet regime. Great shots (meaning the cinematography, not firearms), great pacing and great performances. The score has many intriguing ideas and often really helps with building the tension of what's happening on the screen, but…

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  Mulholland Drive 2001

  ★★★★★ Watched 04 Jun 2022 2

  I wrote down some notes throughout the movie:

  00:24:20 - Dang, one door away from naked Laura Harring.

  00:28:35 - we meet Adam, played by Johnny Knoxville.

  01:38:00 - It’s been hour and a half and I still have zero idea what the fuck is going on.

  01:40:00 - there they are!

  02:02:00 - so far more tits than plot that I understood. Not that I’m complaining, but jeez, David, can I have a crumb of context?

  02:07:00 - hysterical…