Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Doctor Who did it better with The Beast Below, Wild Blue Yonder and The Girl Who Waited.
  I’m becoming so turned off by loads of swearing and there was too much in this. Say something funny instead.
  Toni Colette is typecast and Mark Ruffalo starts to grate. I wanted more of Robert Pattinson and of the original premise and less Don’t Look Up heavy handed messaging. A bit of Tilda Swinton wouldn’t have gone amiss but I enjoyed how much Tim…

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  Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  Shed a tear. Sodomy in Sainsbury’s.

Popular reviews

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  A Complete Unknown 2024

  ★★★ Watched 25 Jan 2025 1

  Really boring. They are undeniably great songs but there’s so so many. A nomination for Best Screenplay - where’s the screenplay? It presumably just says “and now Timmy goes here and sings this song”. 
  It’s a bit like when people do a great Britain’s Got Talent audition with a solid Natalie Cassidy impression but then when they have to do it again at live shows it runs out of road. 
  The Brutalist will be a cake walk after this I’m sure.

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 29 Nov 2024

  Camp as tits.