Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Art Attack! The Dissection of Terrifier 3 2025

  ★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  didn’t really learn anything about the production i didn’t already know but i did like hearing david howard thornton talk about how he could barely even look during the tube scene with siennas aunt

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  Sexual Parasite 2004

  ★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  idk what i expected but it’s not even the best movie i’ve seen about a killer vagina

Popular reviews

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  Puppet Master: Doktor Death 2022

  ★½ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  i didnt care much for retro puppet master and i doubted the spin off would be any better but its okay i guess i have the same complaints with this as i do with most new full moon stuff it only has one puppet, focuses on the human characters, and is set in one location the whole movie i know they’re low budget but it really feels like there’s not much effort or love put into these but maybe that’s…

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  Scarface 1983

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 26 Feb 2025

  actual masterpiece i always find it hard to come up with words for like these universally beloved movies but genuinely i love everything about this actually except maybe i don’t love at the end when gina was like you wanna fuck me tony come and fuck me i was reading reviews about how the whole movie has incest themes but i did not notice that at all that caught me so off guard bro