Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  This House Has People in It 2016

  ★★★½ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  this is less a review of the actual short since i decided to watch the 2 hour extended cut on youtube right after watching the original but if i were to rate that alone it’d probably be a 4.5 star review genuine lightning in a bottle

  and for the whole 2 hours of footage i really don’t know what to say so much happens with no real lead up or explanation and about half way through the full short plays…

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  Conton 1987

  ★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  boring with barely any redeeming features it’s only 45 minutes and feels so slow the entire thing is just stretching out as long as it possibly can the last 5 minutes are really cool but i’m not sure it was even worth it atleast i get to scratch it off my list now

  made me wanna rewatch guzoo more than anything

Popular reviews

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  Scarface 1983

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 26 Feb 2025

  actual masterpiece i always find it hard to come up with words for like these universally beloved movies but genuinely i love everything about this actually except maybe i don’t love at the end when gina was like you wanna fuck me tony come and fuck me i was reading reviews about how the whole movie has incest themes but i did not notice that at all that caught me so off guard bro

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  Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D. 1990

  ★★ Watched 17 Jul 2024

  Cops Hate Him 🐷🐷 Hookers hate him 🙆‍♀️ New york Don’t Deserve him ❌🥷🏿 I Love you Coochie Man ❤️