Tom Hitchner

Tom Hitchner

Favorite films

  • Chinatown
  • The Silence of the Lambs
  • The Godfather
  • Children of Men

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  • Novocaine

    ★★★½

  • Wayne's World

    ★★★★½

  • Blade Runner 2049

    ★★★½

  • Best in Show

    ★★★★

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  • Novocaine

    Novocaine

    ★★★½

    Very fun for the first two thirds, then the ending is a bit too drawn out and full of the less entertaining kind of implausibility. 

    Obviously a big movie for “nepo baby” discourse, with Meg Ryan and Dennis Quaid’s son in the lead and Jack Nicholson’s son as the antagonist. I am not bothered by this whole thing, and I wonder if sports fans in general tend to be chill about it, because while there are occasionally cases of true…

  • Blade Runner 2049

    Blade Runner 2049

    ★★★½

    *Rob Bryden as Michael Caine voice* I can't go fast, because Ryan Gosling walks … very … very … slowly.

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  • Cool Hand Luke

    Cool Hand Luke

    ★★★★

    Poker scenes in film, ranked:

    High card: Maverick/Casino Royale
    Pair: The Cincinnati Kid
    Two Pair: California Split
    Three of a Kind: Rounders (climactic scene)
    Straight: Tombstone
    Flush: Rounders (municipal workers scene)
    Full House: **Cool Hand Luke**
    Four of a Kind: The Sting
    Straight Flush: Rounders (first scene)
    Royal Flush: House of Games

  • The Shining

    The Shining

    ★★★★★

    *You forget how insane the score and sound design are. The reason the romantic comedy parody works so well is that without the sinister wall of sound, a lot of what you’re looking at could mean almost anything. 

    *I previously didn’t pick up how Duvall plays Wendy as uneducated, with an inferiority complex. Her desire to placate not only Jack but also the doctor who sees Danny at the beginning comes partly from that; by contrast, she’s willing to ask incisive questions…