Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Servant 1963

  ★★★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  I feel insane! Dirk Bogarde the GOAT of GOATs!

  Also I liked the part where Tony realized he'd been cheated on and literally started headpressing like a sick cat

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  The Brutalist 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  The costuming in this is fucking insane. Every tie (and scarf) a painting. Very strong cast, lots of crazy good performances. Genuinely shocked that I watched a 3.5-hour movie (NOTHING WRONG WITH LONG MOVIES I JUST PERSONALLY HAVE ADHD) but it didn't feel that long.

  Also, Gerry said "sometimes babytrapping a guy can be hiring him to design an enormous building" which was So True. Guy Pearce buildingtrapped Adrien Brody in this and it was great.

Popular reviews

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  Jesus Christ Superstar 1973

  Watched 08 Mar 2024

  this movie is about many things. zooming in. saying the word jesus. but most of all? it is about carl anderson serving cunt to the pussy

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 13 Nov 2024

  I know everyone is already saying this but you GOTTA see Conclave, in theaters if at all possible. We happened to be the only ones in the theater (they literally turned the lights out in the lobby as we were leaving) and it was amazing. Such a strong cast, such a visually sumptuous and utterly compelling movie. Run don't walk. Papists have more fun.

  Also, when the Pope picked his Pope name and IT WAS THE NAME I'D SAID MULTIPLE TIMES IN THE PARKING LOT AND DURING THE PREVIEWS WOULD BE MY PICK FOR POPE NAME? That felt good. That was big for me.