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Recent reviews

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  The Watermelon Woman 1996

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Really enjoyed how much this movie calls attention to the media that comprise it—feels weird to say, but it felt, ahem, "novellistic." Presaged the many ways our lives are mediated today. Catch me ripping off Cheryl's sick fits this summer!

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  Wild at Heart 1990

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 20 Mar 2025

  Johnny Bravo-ass mother FUCKER

Popular reviews

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  Good Neighbor Sam 1964

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Nov 2022

  from a home goods/decor perspective, this was the peak of civilization

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  Godzilla Minus One 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 06 Dec 2023

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