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Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith 2005
I’ll say this: it’s better than I remember. I have a love/hate relationship with this movie but as a six year old when it came out it sort of felt all consuming at the time so it could be nostalgia talking. The acting is much better right off the bat and this is the only movie where Obi-Wan and Anakin have any sort of friendship or warmth at all and moments of the final fight really got to me. Obi-Wan’s…
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Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones 2002
I would give this a negative rating if possible. I hate it. I hate the whole thing. I hate the last 40 minutes so much it’s a muddled grey, black, and brown mess of incoherent CGI and bad acting. And it doesn’t even have any bright spots like every other Star Wars movie. The ending shot is kind of interesting I guess.
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Smokey and the Bandit 1977
More movies should be hot people with dubious ethics doing stupid shit while saying fuck you to the cops.
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Jurassic Park 1993
Don’t really want to put this on anything else but I am straight up not ok rn
Watch Jurassic Park. It’s good.
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