Braden T

Braden T Pro

I don't know SHIT
...but I do know 1 thing

Favorite films

  • Knightriders
  • Savage Beach
  • Inland Empire
  • Time to Die

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  • The Empty Man

  • The Devil's Arithmetic

  • The Umbrellas of Cherbourg

  • Presence

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  • The Devil's Arithmetic

    The Devil's Arithmetic

    *coming to after passing out from drinking too much Manischewitz at my friend’s pass over when I was 12, and everyone worriedly waiting to hear how i’m feeling*: “i know kung fu”

  • Our Very Own

    Our Very Own

    building sand castles and running manically head first into powerful riptide currents when you’re half naked in your swimmies at the secluded beach bluff with your Girl/your Boy is all one really had as far as contraceptive went for teenagers of the 1950s

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  • Evangelion: 3.0+1.0 Thrice Upon a Time

    Evangelion: 3.0+1.0 Thrice Upon a Time

    ½

    Horrible. Absolutely stupid and awful. Like two and a half hours of World of Warcraft cutscenes with the addition of a lot of nude teenagers.

  • An Elephant Sitting Still

    An Elephant Sitting Still

    ★★★★★

    "You're going to freaking rot in here."

    A character says this while they're in like a mega-Kmart, so I doubt he meant that his friend with a gun and willingness to defend him and a faith that family is a sure protective unit was going to rot, specifically, in the Kmart. So I wonder where the here is to this character, to this film. Seems likely to be a social system where your sole assurance is the belief that everyone's…