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  Mr. Crocket 2024

  ★★½ Watched 26 Mar 2025

  Pretty good practical effects and competent filmmaking coupled with a rote premise and laughable setups for every kill sequence, Mr. Crocket is ultimately totally expected out of a feature length adaptation of a short film by the same director.

  There were a couple of things I was really hopeful for at the beginning, but it became clear pretty quickly that things were never going to go that way. There is no deeper read to be made, nothing unexpected to happen,…

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  Till Death 2021

  ★★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  Trash of a bygone era.

  It moves pretty quickly but still manages to go nowhere. The thriller format begs for novelty and constant anteing up. While Till Death delivers on this, it doesn't seem to know or care about anything deeper than pure schlock entertainment.

  Considering all that, the premise is well conceived and also remarkably stupid. It's oxymoronic, but it works. There's no point I was taking things seriously, and on a scene-to-scene basis I seemingly gained clairvoyance in…

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  Mortal Kombat 2021

  ★★ Watched 23 Apr 2021 7

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  Smile 2022

  ★★ Watched 31 Jul 2023

  Perhaps the most generic version of modern horror to ever exist.

  It has everything: dream sequence scares including some red herrings or other fake outs, creepy dilapidated houses, creepy ultra-modern houses, sterile hospital environments, setup and payoff involving a cat, a woman breaking a wine glass after being frightened (twice and also lampshaded), moral grayness including a somewhat ambiguous but definitely unhappy ending, an ironically cheerful song that plays during the end credits, a bizarrely out of place glitchy aesthetic…