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  Marching Powder 2025

  ★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  some scouse guy in the audience murmured utter shite before the credits rolled.

  I think that's an apt review

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  Baby John 2024

  ★★½ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  i was willing to write this off but Salman's cameo is actually worth it.

Popular reviews

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  The Tunnel to Summer, the Exit of Goodbyes 2022

  ★★½ Watched 15 Jul 2023 5

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Bachna Ae Haseeno 2008

  ★★★★★ Watched 07 Mar 2021 1

  Yes it's cliché and dull.

  Do I still love it? Absolutely fucking yes.

  This film referenced Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge more than DDLJ itself.

  Also, the soundtrack is ridiculously good. I'm definitely not singing Khuda Jaane whilst writing this.

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