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A fun librarian & hypersomniac.
Loves scruffy dogs and handpulled noodles.
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Venom 2018
I officially don't miss living San Francisco anymore after the eight zillion establishing shots orienting the viewer to Civic Center, the Rialto, Chinatown, and then back again. I'm cured!
Makes me so sniffly. Love these two dweebs. Riz Ahmed is a peak amoral, Silicon Valley, Philz Coffee drinkin', Arc'teryx wearin', mega-chode. I just know Venom would have been a great PFLAG dad 🥹.
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The Twister: Caught in the Storm 2025
I would take a bullet for the queer Christian kid who put a family of four in the ONLY safe bathroom at the Froyo store while he hid against an interior wall that eventually cracked open. Nobel prize when? I want to believe I would be that selfless person, but I don't know what happens when the primal fear of death takes over.
Tornadoes are Big Mama Tampon's favorite natural disaster because a) they're the scariest b) they have the…
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Another Annette Bening Mug 2025
Gotta say, it was trippy to be squished on a couch with two (very sweet) strangers who proceeded to compliment me on how good I am at receiving gifts because of my engaged feedback style. Being faced with my own grown-out highlights on the silver screen was also a sobering moment.
Deak's famous punch really made the 4D experience. Hats off to all cast and crew, especially the four-legged ones.
Roge, we are SO lucky to be your friends. 🩷💚🩵
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Ellen Degeneres: For Your Approval 2024
Things I liked better than this:
- Getting so high at the Bright Eyes show in Golden Gate Park that I thought I had peed everywhere and then subsequently ran into my crush.
- The time I used the designated Nutella knife to spread Nutella and afterwards my husband told me he'd actually been using it to dish out cat food.
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