Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  It Follows 2014

  ★★ Watched 26 Mar 2025

  a moment of silence for the shellphone

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  Snow White 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  rachel zegler thank you for the food. gal gadot thank you for crumbs and chevron. the seven dwarves are my favorite functional polycule

Popular reviews

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  Jennifer's Body 2009

  ★★★½ Watched 09 Apr 2024

  screaming GAY!! every five seconds like a homosexual fire alarm and making this viewing miserable for everyone involved

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  Mary Poppins Returns 2018

  ★★★ Watched 11 Mar 2025 2

  miss emily blunt I was very familiar with your game. I couldn’t not think about that stupid fucking meme when the dolphins were on screen. my parents did not have enough whimsy in their souls to enjoy. this was like wonka if wonka had the sauce