Sandbar: The bug enjoys looking at bugs?

Gallus: Maybe she’s hunting. Like a frog. Ready to pounce

Smolder: ‘Cell doesn’t eat bugs, birdbrain.

Gallus: That’s what she wants us to think *taps the side of his beak knowingly*

Yona: Changeling doesn’t eat bugs! Yona saw her eat cake!

Ocellus: Shhh! Leafcutter ants are fascinating! They’re building a colony in the canopy. Can you see it?

Sandbar: That’s going to fall on my head one day. I know it..

Silverstream: I feel like there should be something we should be talking about?

Gallus: It’s probably indigestion

Ocellus: Of course it’s Monday! I’m so excited! Aren’t you excited?

Smolder: ‘Cell… I’m a Dragon. I don’t do excitement.

Sandbar: I thought that was a Griffon’s schtick?

Gallus: We’re a sharing kind.

Silverstream: Nah! That’s a ponies stick!

Sandbar: Schtick.

Silverstream: STICK!

Yona: TREE!

Smolder: I’m going back to bed.

Gallus: I don’t think she heard a word of what you said. She’s too busy being… tree.

Yona: Nuh uh! Yona heard. Tree makes friends smile. Makes friends be better friends! Helps make more friends. Yona want to be like that. Yona wants to be like Hearth’s Warming Tree.

Smolder: That’s… surprisingly deep for you, Yona.

Silverstream: So… Yona would like to be a tree?

Sandbar: Professor Fluttershy would have a field day with that.

Ocellus: Really? I didn’t know she was into Botany!!

Sandbar: Not exactly.

Smolder: Okay… I’m genuinely terrified of that expression…

Gallus: Yona… Protect me, please.

Yona: *rolls her eyes* Silverstream is friend. She not cast spell on friends.

Sandbar: You’ve clearly not seen how unlucky Silver’s rolls have been when it comes to… collateral damage…

Silverstream: *pokes her tongue out* Well you should’ve put something towards magic armour then! Like Ocellus did!

Smolder: I don’t think we should be building our character sheets on the assumption our party members will be dealing more damage to us than the opponent though…

Ocellus: *deadpans* You’d think. But after so many campaigns, I’ve learned my lesson.

Gallus: I really want to see through your eyes some day Ocellus.

Ocellus: Really? *Tilts head* Why?

Gallus: I picture everything being labelled with statistics. Like, each puzzle piece there has a percentage chance of causing collapse followed with a whole slew of other information… Windspeed, gravitational pull, structural composition. Maybe sugar content.

Ocellus: *wrinkles nose* I don’t see things like that! That’s just silly.

Yona: Yona read in book that some creatures see in different colours. Does friend Ocellus also see different?

Silverstream: Yeah! Like… even brighter pastel colours!

Smolder: Or maybe colours we don’t even know of?

Silverstream: Wait wait! What if she can’t see colours at all?

Sandbar: Scandalous!

Ocellus: *groans*

Silverstream: Awww C’mon! I tried my best to make you all blushy and awkward! We had a camera ready and everything!

Sandbar: That’s why you wanted to borrow my camera??

Gallus: You have the most unconvincing seductive gaze of anybird I know. And the tail wiggle just added to the ridiculousness of it all.

Ocellus: Not to mention I leant Gallus the library book where that scene is taken from.

Silversteam: ‘Cellyyyy!

Smolder: At least we got easily the silliest pose Silver’s ever pulled on film!

Yona: Sandbar. Yona is confused.

Sandbar: As am I, Yona. As am I.

Smolder: Really guys? A week long sugar coma?

Gallus: Go away. It’s too early… and take the sun with you.

Silverstream: Yuuuh. S’too bright…

Yona: Friends not realise it is almost night…

Ocellus: Mmmm you’re rilly warm Smoldy.

Smolder: *deadpans* I’m a Dragon. Of course I’m warm, you chocolate-addled bookworm.

Yona: Why friends not learn. They do same thing every year.

Smolder: Because they’re dumb.

Gallus: ‘Least we have chocolate…

Sandbar: Had chocolate….

SIlverstream: Aww….

Gallus: ‘Cell… That’s disgusting. You may actually make me want to be sick.

Yona: Why is changeling licking window?

Ocellus: ‘Cause it tastes nice!

Yona: …

Gallus: …

Silverstream: *whispering comically loudly* I think she may have lost her mind!

Sandbar: Oooh! You found another one Ocellus! Gimmi! *licks the same window*

Smolder: is anycreature going to explain what is going on?

Ocellus: *licks her muzzle* It’s sugar glass! Sugarcube corner makes them every Nightmare Night. Here! *donks her hoof on the window, a small bit shatters free and lands on her hoof* See?

Sandbar: Why else do  you think ‘Cell and I let you lot had the majority of the sweeties for the last two years? We were always topped up with sweetness!

Gallus: *peers at Sandbar* You ponies will try to make anything edible.

Silverstream: Come on Scoopy! It’ll grow back! Forgive me? Pleeeeeaaassseee *gives huge sad birb eyes and chases after the earth pony*

Smolder: How long until Silver realises Strawberry is just yanking her tail and that Citrine is just using an illusion spell to hide the fact her mane is back to normal?

Gallus: Magic can fix bad manecuts. Who knew?

Sandbar: Evidently, Strawberry. 

Gallus: Well it’s been a month so far.  I respect that dedication to the prank.

Ocellus: W-wait what? How do you know this?

Smolder: Because over the last month whenever Strawberry is near Silver, Citrine is nearby with her horn alight.

Yona: Pony shouldn’t prank Hippogriff like that. Makes friend Silverstream sad.

Sandbar: Maybe. But the mistake has urged Silverstream to get better at using scissors before she does any manecuts.

Ocellus: Shouldn’t someone tell Silver at some point? I agree with Yona, it does seem a little bit mean.

Silverstream: Oh, I already knew. Gee ‘Celly, I know I’m silly but i’m not blind. Not yet anyway! It’s just more fun to re-prank her back! Victory will be MINE!

Sandbar: I really should get my mane trimmed. It’s beginning to tickle my nose…

Gallus: Y’know.. I never noticed it was getting longer. It just always seemed to stay the same.

Smolder: At least when we’re not changing it into other styles.

Sandbar: Yes. Except for then.

Silverstream: Ooooh! Can I do it Sandy? I’ve been getting better at mane styling!

Ocellus: Has Strawberry Scoop spoken to you yet after last time?

Silverstream: Oh pleeeease. We’re besties! She’s totally forgiven me.

Yona: Pony still pouting at Silverstream isn’t she?

Silverstream: Just a little…