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reblog to give your mutuals a djungelskog
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reblog or reply with your love song. you know, the one that you think is what love sounds like
ivy - taylor swift <3
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bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes
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Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*
My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.
The spiritual successor to Miette
Might I also add
May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit
Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children
I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.
My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang
Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.
My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang
Me: ksst!
My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!
Me: ok
My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang
Can haz snackytreat
Legendary post.
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having long distance friends is so fucked. do you wanna come over to my house and play (it will cost us 1 william dollars)
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me whenm i am. Prougraming on my Computer
that’s mozilla herself
it fucken wimdows
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that "OKAY SO" before someone u love starts infodumping........ most blessed feeling in the world
reblog to let your mutuals know that they can always give you the “OKAY SO” and you will listen
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love when you stop a cat from doing something and instead of understanding that they shouldnt be doing that theyre just like. ah sorry my good sir you seem to have interrupted me. no worries let me just shimmy past you and get a taste of that pan of hot oil. please.
I see that Tumblr is looking in my windows again
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THIS MADE ME GIGGLE SO HARD I HAD TO DRAW IT RAGGZGDGG
oh my GOD
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your 12th emoji is how you'll die
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Doing one of those goal things bc I’m spiraling again
rules : 5 reblogs person, 4 tags person, 3 comments person
50 notes - I’ll start eating 3 meals a day, every day
100 notes - I’ll work on cleaning my room (it’s fucking bad, I’m gonna be honest.)
150 notes - I’ll start fixing my sleep schedule
200 notes - I’ll make better dental hygiene
250 notes - I’ll start making my bed every day
300 notes - I’ll get better at doing my laundry
350 notes - I’ll learn how to read my new tarot cards
400 notes - I’ll start doing more research for my Hellenistic practices
450 notes - I’ll start being open about my identity to everyone (if it’s safe)
500+ notes - You guys can choose, just lmk.
some @ to start.
Good luck op, sending love!
boom yippee if this gets x amt of notes post fun lovely rejoice
10 notes -> i’ll clean my room more routinely
50 notes -> i’ll try to read more
100 notes -> i’ll go outside more
200 notes -> i’ll try to see my friends in person more often
400 notes -> i’ll put my vent blog in my pinned post
600 notes -> i’ll try to be more accepting of being seen as vulnerable or weak idk
800 notes -> i’ll try to eat more consistently
900 notes -> i’ll try to stop worrying about being constantly skinny
1000 notes -> i’ll try to stop feeling guilty about eating
2000 notes -> i’ll start opening up to close friends about stuff ig
3000 notes -> i’ll try the butterfly project
5000 notes -> i’ll talk to my guidance counselor about having unhealthy coping mechanisms
7000 notes -> i’ll stop keeping sharp things in my room at night
8000 notes -> i’ll talk to my parents about possible in person therapy
9000 notes -> i’ll get rid of the razorblade in my room for good its not really a razorblade but wtv
10000 notes -> i’ll tell my parents about relapsing
um no deadline idk 💗u can spam @ idont really care what u do ily losers
Good luck love!
you can do this
just putting this out there is such a big step and you are strong for putting in this first steps.
you can do this!<333
