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Introductory Post - V3 (there isn't a machine named V3 in ULTRAKILL :/):
Hello there, I am Paradox_Crows. I mostly shitpost and upload whatever the fuck I want here, but I also occasionally post art too.
Canonically married to @doggone-doggirl.
This is tangentially a Rain World related blog, since that's my current interest, but ULTRAKILL does sneak it's way into posts here or there too. Though again, not everything I post is going to be either of those.
This blog is 18+, minors gtfo.
My ask box is open to quite literally anything and everything: simple questions, memes, funny images, porn (preferably not images if you are brave enough to send some non anonymously), confessions, etc. The only rules are don't harass people and don't expect me be able to answer everything sent my way quickly.
My tags are:
Crows' Cawing, which is a general tag for when I write random posts/answer asks.
Crows' Horny Posting, which is exactly as it says on the tin.
Crows' Technical Difficulties, also obvious.
I have two side blogs:
@crowsetic-phroes, which is where I reblog 99% of the time
@shattered-crows, whom I have no idea why she exists.
My identity stuff is in my bio, so check that for pronouns.
And, lastly, I don't like reblogging current news. It takes a toll on my mental health and I want my blog to be an enjoyable, if horny, slice of the internet.
I do still reblog, but on my side, not my main.
Goodbye, and have a nice day.
Also, I am unfortunately broke, so I cannot provide financial assistance to anyone. Please do not ask me for money.
