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xoah xaxa. im alien elvis.
Q: Where do you live?
A: thats private information, xon, xoah xaxa
Q: Why do you look like Elvis Presley?
A: i dont know who that is, xoah xaxa
Q: Whats your last name?
Q: Do you make music?
A: no, xoah xaxa
Q: What's your favorite Elvis song?
A: i still dont know who that is, xoah xaxa
Q: Whats your first name?
A: are you stupid
whoa mama thatβs me before i sold cars
Wooo mammy thatβs me before i became a gold hoarding imp
Blub mama that's me before I swam too deep
Roar mama that's me before I stole that mountain from those dwarves.
Woah crew, thatβs me before I went to war.
Woah mama thatβs me before they put me in the hydraulic press
woah mama, thats me before i discovered Minecraft
woah mama, i mean they. thats me before i turned woke
Xoah xaxa, who the FUCK is that
β΄πΉαβ α²αα²α β΄βπΉ βΈ Μ£ βα· ββα΅κ αβ·α· ||πΉβ
Μ/πΉαβ Μ/αΜ/α Β¦α² ακΒ¦α·γͺ α·κβΒ¦α β΄βπΉ βΈ Μ£βα· ββα΅κ αβ·α· ΗπΉβ
whoa mama thatβs me before i sold cars
Wooo mammy thatβs me before i became a gold hoarding imp
Blub mama that's me before I swam too deep
Roar mama that's me before I stole that mountain from those dwarves.
Woah crew, thatβs me before I went to war.
Woah mama thatβs me before they put me in the hydraulic press
woah mama, thats me before i discovered Minecraft
woah mama, i mean they. thats me before i turned woke
Xoah xaxa, who the FUCK is that
Phwoah dads, we are gathered here today to celebrate the union of these two lovely Elvii, @emo-presley and @gay-elvis. These Elvii found each other through the magic of tumblr and came together to adopt their child @catgirl-presley , who is the flower girl in todayβs ceremony, phummina phummina. May this family bond withstand all the troubles that come their way, athankyouverymuch.
I now pronounce you, platonically married *sexy end screen dance*
Grr mama this brings a tear to my yellow eye *hip thrusts in ring bearer*
*Throws flowers* meow papas
Phwoah dads, this is so beautiful Iβm CRAFTing. Athankyouverymuch π
*cries in happy gay elvis* woah pa- I MEANT woah mama this is the best day of my life athankyouverymuch
woah mama im so happy i could cry but i dont want to ruin my eyeliner
you know, maybe earth isnt so bad after all... xoah xaxa
the mcr ecosystem and the elvii community should do a collab
@emo-presley @catgirl-presley @catboy-presley @elvis-hell @snailvis @gayelvissupportivefather @mii-elvis @miniature-elvis @elvis-official @elvis-unofficial @elvis-imitator-official @shark-presley @italian-elvis-official @italian-elvis @ every single elvis
woah pa- I MEANT woah mama this is a pretty valid idea athankyouverymuch
This idea is CatGirlPresley approved meow Mama we all go to hell
what chemical are we romancing, xoah xaxa
