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Meow mama my twin sister is @catgirl-presley and we were adopted by @gay-elvis and @emo-presley :3
Go look at my friend @0hrice’s art :3
Send me asks :3
The concept of this blog was heavily inspired by @catgirl-presley
Mod here! I was talking with CatGirlPresley and came up with a tag game for the Elvisverse. Tag the next elvis in your reblog
Questions:
1. Which Elvis are you?
2. Where did you come from?
3. Is there any Elvii you want to meet?
4. Do you have unique Lore?
5. Most surprising elvii you've seen?
6. Do you have a unique elvis phrase
7. Add a question
1. Furina de Fontelvis
2. I was created against my will 500 years ago by Focalors
3. I love all the elvii, but @elvis-parsley-chiapet did convince me to bring my experiences as an Elvis to tumblr.
4. My lore has already been chronicled in some game known as Genshin Impact, but they mislabeled the name of my country????? It’s Fontelvis, not Fontaine. I truly don’t know how you mess it up that badly.
5. Eagle Elvis.
6. Is my glorious and unique self not enough for you?
7. Fish rain. We have enough water here in Fontelvis to sustain them.
8. Opinions on godhood? Personally, having tried it out, I’m not a fan.
1. Barbara Gunnhelvis!!
2. I'm a singer from Mondstadt!
3. I never got to really meet prev before that mean lady took over her blog :( she seemed nice...
4. My parents are divorced if that counts
5. Prev again
6. Ta-da!!
7. Fish rain? I guess?
8. I don't think I'd be very good at it, I'm fine staying a normal human!
9. WHAT DO I SAY TO THIS PRETTY ROCKNROLL GIRL THIS IS TIME SENSITIVE
1. Arlecchelvis.
2. I was raised in the House of the Hearth and currently reside in Fontelvis.
3. Dottore Elvis. I don’t believe he exists yet, but when he does, I need to tell him to kill himself.
4. The children say my scythe is “kick-ass” and that I must serve someone named “Cunt.” I do not know what this means but I assume it to be a compliment.
6. Woah father
7. Fish rain for the same reason as @furina-de-fontelvis. As much as I hate to agree with her, it would cause less havoc in the long run, given Fontelvis’s extensive seas.
8. I think I would be quite suited to it.
9. I’m not sure, but I do know that dying in her arms after she’s stabbed you through the stomach is… inadvisable.
10. What is a gyatt? The children keep saying it and I do not know what it means.
1. Texvis
2. I was peer pressured into existence
3. Woah ma’am I’d love to talk about food with a Mexican Elvis
4. I used to be a country! Before the orb.
6. Woah ma’am, yee-hawmina
7. Meat shower for all the barbecuein’
8. I don’t think states can become gods…
9. Get her some bluebonnets!
10. I’m stumped on that one, partner.
11. Do you pledge allegiance to Texas?
Whoah ma’am, I’m Texvis!
#whoah ma’am — Texvis speakin’
#to thee Texas — Original posts
#lone star speaks — mod posts
Mandatory @elvis-resercher-official tag
Texvis does not support his state’s politics! Texvis supports transgenderism and faggotry! Texvis thinks conservatives should shut up!
HELL YEAAAA TRANSGENDERISM AND FAGGOTRY FOR THE WIN !!! LETS ALL BE FAGGOTS AND TRANNIES 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡
Meow mama welcome to the party :3
Meow mama give me your balls :3
Yes sir
@catboy-presley ik it’s you.
Meow mama that’s an imposter tuah time :3
Meow mama no it’s not praise the spawn
But I don’t want your balls humeowna humeowna
Why not their so balltastic
Meow mama I’m on the ace spectrum :3
Meow mama, why does that matter my bouncy balls are very fun to bounce around I got them from the dentist what did YOU think
… nevermind :/
WOAH MAMA, I'M ALSO ACE, ALTHOUGH THE QUEER WHO RUNS THIS BLOG IS NOT. I'M A SKELETON, I DON'T GOT THE CHEMICALS TO FEEL SEXUAL ATTRACTION, HUMINA-HUMINA-HUMINA.
Meow mama the Elvisverse has asexual representation! :3
WOAH MAMA, UNFORTUNATELY REPRODUCING IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF MY JOB, HUH-HUH
Meow mama it really is, humeowna humeowna
Meow mama give me your balls :3
Yes sir
@catboy-presley ik it’s you.
Meow mama that’s an imposter tuah time :3
Meow mama no it’s not praise the spawn
But I don’t want your balls humeowna humeowna
Why not their so balltastic
Meow mama I’m on the ace spectrum :3
Meow mama, why does that matter my bouncy balls are very fun to bounce around I got them from the dentist what did YOU think
… nevermind :/
WOAH MAMA, I'M ALSO ACE, ALTHOUGH THE QUEER WHO RUNS THIS BLOG IS NOT. I'M A SKELETON, I DON'T GOT THE CHEMICALS TO FEEL SEXUAL ATTRACTION, HUMINA-HUMINA-HUMINA.
Meow mama the Elvisverse has asexual representation! :3
Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous
Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you
yeah or sometimes you’ll see a post that hacks into your brain and forever rewrites your instinctual reaction to seeing a pineapple explode
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
26/26
@i-say-ok You are the only way to improve this
ok.
I love you i-say-ok
ok. :] ♥️♥️♥️
Silksong is not released yet
what the fuck happened to this post
shoo shoo get out of here
Looking through the notes and. Why is literally (literally) every gimmick blog drawn to this post in particular
What is going on
woooooooooooooooooooooooo
Amen Break not detected
was there any balloons detected
that’s not my area of expertise, sorry
🐌✨ get snailed! 🐌✨
Meow mama I’m bringing this post into the Elvisverse :3
Gwuyaayayaaa guysss I want art request pweaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Like example “character and character doing this!” “Can you draw character?” “Draw a cat” “make your ocs do this!” Please.
Meow Mama. This artist is CatGirlPresley approved
ILOVEYOU CATGIRL PRESELY SIGN MY FOREHEAD
Meow Mama ill sign your forehead and tumblr account
YESSSSSSSS YESS
Meow mama we love fan service :3
Meow mama give me your balls :3
Yes sir
@catboy-presley ik it’s you.
Meow mama that’s an imposter tuah time :3
Meow mama no it’s not praise the spawn
But I don’t want your balls humeowna humeowna
Why not their so balltastic
Meow mama I’m on the ace spectrum :3
Meow mama, why does that matter my bouncy balls are very fun to bounce around I got them from the dentist what did YOU think
… nevermind :/
Meow mama give me your balls :3
Yes sir
@catboy-presley ik it’s you.
Meow mama that’s an imposter tuah time :3
Meow mama no it’s not praise the spawn
But I don’t want your balls humeowna humeowna
Why not their so balltastic
Meow mama I’m on the ace spectrum :3
Meow mama give me your balls :3
Yes sir
@catboy-presley ik it’s you.
Meow mama that’s an imposter tuah time :3
Meow mama no it’s not praise the spawn
But I don’t want your balls humeowna humeowna
