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The miniature elvis FAQ:
- What are you?: Woah mama, im Miniature Elvis
- How tall are you?: Doctor told me I was 4 inches tall, or 10 centimetres for those folks across the pond.
- Pronouns?: He/Him for the mod and elvis.
- Whats your beef with nixon?: Olβ tricky dick keeps trying to track me down, little does he know Iβm hiding in the walls.
- Why do you keep talking about not having certain body parts?: woah mama, im smoother than the fields of kansas down there.
- Whoβs big papa?: the elvii bigger than me.
- What can I call you?: miniature elvis, tiny elvis, little elvis, little fella, small elvis, mini elvis.
- Whoβs the mod?: woah mama, only eight people know that and four of them ainβt here.
