so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

Gonna try it. Need me some good luck.

this is saved on my desktop with the title ‘Every D&D Campaign Ever’

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For anyone who’s ever wondered who they’d be in a 19th century novel, the wait is over: I put together a 19th Century Character Trope Generator!

If you’d like to reblog, put your character in the tags because I’m curious.

Brooding Squire with Homosexual Tendencies.

Regrettably French Poet of Noble Birth.

I feel outraged.

Dashing Heroine with a Dark Secret

Troubled Widow in Want of a Wife

Emergency Commissions

So my dog broke one of his claws and the break is really REALLY close to the quick. I’ve got the bleeding stopped and the paw bandaged but I know he’s going to break the rest of the nail off before too long so I really got to get him into the Vet ASAP. 

That added to a busted car & a few other financially heavy problems I’m putting my commissions on sale!

EVERYTHING HERE IS 25% OFF

If you can’t help then please please reblog! Signal boosts help out!

Now we know what those mini-statues are. I blame @pyreo, for your information.

No, that typo in the last panel is gonna stay. *handle with extra care

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Zodiac sings? That’s so 2017

We Dungeon and Dragons 5th Edition classes now:

Intrusive Thoughts Survey

Hello everyone! I am currently doing research on intrusive thoughts for my final animated film in University and would greatly appreciate it if this survey could be completed and passed around to gather as much information as possible

The survey itself is short and sweet and should only take about 5 mins maximum to complete!

The survey is completely anonymous and if there’s any issues feel free to contact me!

Fun DM tip: have the final villain of a five-year campaign casually wander up in the middle of an unrelated conversation.

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top 3 horniest characters in gw2

Calling all Commanders!

I need to work myself back into making music regularly again. and to do that I need some inspiration.

SO, What I need from you guys- Are you commanders! I only have 1 rule. you cannot submit your own commander. You gotta Recommend someone else! bonus points if you tell me why you think they’re cool

ooh ooh I recommend @mad-king-patar ‘s Luis!

-vigil warmaster; classic knight in shining armour

-Very Loud and cheerful; aggressively supportive of all his friends

-has a toddler daughter who lives at Vigil Keep with him; loves her more than the whole dang world and can talk about her escapades forever (and usually does)

-a good fella who’s doing his best

self care is watching those all gameplay & cutscenes videogame compilations  on youtube in order to simulate the experience of playing games you dont have the money for

me, sitting down to watch 6-8 full hours of fun content while someone infinitely better than me at videogames handles all the hard parts:

duality of cätte

Babysaur

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my blue brain: buying mtg boosters is a bad way to get the cards I want, I have low chances and can get most of the cards for relatively cheap

my red brain: heHehEe opening packs fun

green brain: more cards to eat

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It doesn’t matter how terrifying or monstrous or deadly you make your eldritch monster, there’s gonna be a person who hauls themselves out of the sewers to tell you that they will personally fuck it.

This post has so many notes and it’s mostly people calling out their friends for being sewer-dwelling awful cryptid fuckers and I love it. Expose them.

Almost every gay person I’ve met likes pokemon

if you’re lgbt what’s your favorite pokemon