aaugh i hate citing sources *excruciatingly loud sounds of tearing metal combined with tortured human screams and fleshy hitting noises* ok that wasn't so bad actually..

hey guys. whats happening on my post

[Image description: There are five images, all screenshots of tags and replies on this post. The first is tags in all caps that read, "prev tags?! are you okay?" The second image is the prev tags mentioned, and reads, "me watching two hours worth of cars 3 interviews with brian fee so i can find a concrete source for lightning mcqueens age. btw on that note there's canonically a 20 year age gap between mcqueen and mater. in the first movie mcqueen is 29 and mater is 49. stan materfred its less problematic." The third image is tags in response to the previous image that read, "prev what. what. mater is. 49?? he's what?? he. was older than my dad when i first watched the movie? what??" The fourth image is tags in response again, and it reads, "prev in the credits of cars 2 we see maters passport including his DOB. his birthday is the same as john lasseters. 12 jan 1957. as i write this in 2022 john lasseter is 65. thus. mater is a gilf." The fifth image is a reply that reads, "mater is a gilf." End description]

[Image ID: It is a wojak meme, showing a man, who has the Wojak face, standing in the corner of a party, while smiling couples dance around him. Above the Couples' heads text reads, "Mater's 49????" And "Gilf Mater." Above the Wojak man's head, Text reads, "They don't know Materfred is the ship name for Mater and Manfred Von Karma" END ID]

[Image ID: A screenshot of a google search of "Manfred Von Karma", showing he's a white haired kinda "has fun being evil" looking man, the first result being his Ace Attorney wiki page. Hes a prosecutor. END ID]

what.

Ace Attorney Heritage Post

your what

ANOTHER WILD POST IM GETTINF GOOD REELS IN FYP

So real

Bottles of Gatorade Blue Bolt floating in a bath of Powerade Mountain Blast, 2013

I can’t tell if this is seriously art or if it’s just tongue in cheek sarcastic art or if it’s post-ironic ironic art, or ironic art, or literally just a joke and that is so not okay.

Aesthetic

Your Honor, there is a clear contradiction in this photo. 

As you can see from this piece of evidence, Gatorade bottles are topped with an orange lid. 

But in the photo above, the lids are black. Which means that the bottles in this photo can’t be Gatorade bottles.

Mr. Wright, didn’t you go to art school? I sure didn’t, but I still know what happens when you mix orange and blue!

In case you forgot, take a look at this!

If you look closely, you can even see an orange tint! 

And what else can you see? The classic gatorade G. Your honor, I think this case is closed!

well that was much shorter than usual

she fucking destroyed him that’s why it’s short

Athena is a master of Gatorade

I have found tumblr gold and its not through a yt short for once yippeee

Hehehehehhehehe

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

I loathe my job and need a new one. I need all the help I can get.

I loathe my job and

need a new one. I need all

the help I can get.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Hi haiku bot

I know this is going to make me sound pretensions but I have to get it off my chest. I feel an unimaginable rage when someone posts a photo and is like "this picture looks like a renaissance painting lol" when the photo clearly has the lighting, colors and composition of a baroque or romantic painting. There are differences in these styles and those differences are important and labeling every "classical" looking painting as renaissance is annoying and upsetting to me. And anytime I come across one of those posts I have to put down my phone and go take a walk because they make me so mad

In case you're curious here's what I mean.

Renaissance(distinct lines, stability and the individual man):

Baroque (bold, chaotic, dramatic):

Romantic(romanticize the simple hard working life):

Do you see the difference?

this post has re-wired my brain in the best way

I WANNA DRAW MY OCS IN THOSE POSES

In spite of there being no April Fool’s update (cough boop update), let’s start a boop chain!!

tag people you wanna boop :3

@khaia-x4 @lunadreamsdespondently @locothewolf @vampiricbisexuality @thepoolisdead @absolute-solver @machathemorrigaesystem @ollie-garden

@00venator @lazywriter-artist

@riley-th3-din0 @well-of-silence @hettiebridges @sandeebridges @the-nephelococcygian @crabanarchy @atlastheatticrat

And everyone else

Booo-p!

@olliegolliegee @noxspider @papaaelx @kabbalistic-23

Yaay :3

@sparrowindisguise @i-ate-the-sun7 @papaaelx (again) @silly-gizmo @sashathegirl

Thx for the tag!! >:DDD

@itsemmiy @advocatersdevil @ludo-ree @silly-moth-123 @bixy-blogs

@twigthedoodler @geneticallymodifiedidiot @ember-of-the-three-braincells @anumacy

@aincretop @ivyoaknut @sparklykat-hideoutenthusiast @twilightwisper

@amethyst-marshmallow @ayumiilmao @37x3 @beetleboness

@anndrag0n @tables-has-vanished @vdragon57 @cb-writes-stuff

@tuvwolf @dyslexic-canine @snoozingin @mossquilt

@cookieeevee @bleep-bloop-boo @sudokucats @the-one-of-the-rats

@atom-system @beanieduzartz @jellyfishrui @itsapollothething

@rustedbread @acatnamedpotato @blashdafish @tsukasas-fish-tank

@manicali @a-goofy-little-goober @twohundredfiftynine @ryantheloseriguess

@junithelooperrrr @luna-lakes @nebularious @utterqueerdisasterthesimp

@that-weird-bee @softenedsunbeams @luxdraconia @miaouumiaouu

@why-am-i-this-queer + all my other moots >:33333

I have been booped :3

Your turn moots >:]

/silly

@/everybody who sees this >:3 /nf

Cough

evil boop :)

@sauceytwinkietwinkling @runrabitrunrunrun

@lucin-kun @twin-wxngs @numberonepeacock

@pumpkinfr0g @sukisoox @hiwelcometothemonstersancturary

GET BOOPED BITCHES

@runrabitrunrunrun @penduulum @varian-the-alchemy-boi @unknownfanfromhell @liliththequeenofdemon @frantic-drawer @fenicearts420 @caffcrow @the-lion-guard-88 @scimagic

@sauceytwinkietwinkling @artist-heart83 @anewbieartist356 @blu193

boop

boop!

@sennyside @cyrophobia @creator-indy @1glaggle @brokerplushsg

Because Im nice everyone who reads this gets a boop :3

also @rye-bread-the-2nd @aureus2010 I don't remember other tags im sorry :sob:

My updated Cruel King ref! Also first finished drawing done on Krita

I am never drawing wings again (I will draw them again I love him too much)

I forgot you were the one that ran the blog that my Greed tormenyed :sob:

No dime but

Mmmm 20 dollar macdonald

(I wonder what abomination I will get)

I ATCUALLY GOT THE ONE I WANTED WHAT

 A friend threatened me to repost so I will!

Basically, there r tons of fake asses on tumblr who just want comments and followers, so someone started this to see who's actually a good friend. Everyone I tag better repost (and tag other people and preferably threaten them in a creative way as well) bc I'm high on caffeine and newfound lesbianism and will resort to violence.

@ey-theys-was-coronas

@fangirlhehe

I would tag more people but they're the only ones I've really interacted with-

Hey queeeeeen!!!!! How ya doing with your newfound lesbianism?

@i-got-poisenality @gone5doll @theoneandonlypatches @above-the-foldd

I know I didn’t tag everyone, I just can’t remember all of my mooties and I’m tired lol

Uhhh- ill try to tag everyone i can remember, its been a minute since ive been active ok here.

@more-sonorous @ey-theys-was-coronas @newsies-lodging-house @sprace-javey

I'll do as many as I remember

@sobsloudlybutprettily @imnotactually-a-crouch @prongsie-piee @werewolf-from-mars @my-castles-crumbling @bigmack2go @ey-theys-was-coronas

@swirling-romantics @fifisettos @xerussquirrel @urgayoldercousinmags @nolonger-ams @soupdeewoop @eternally-wandering @liv-in-the-chaos @clodyghost i think thats most if not all of my people

@indigostation @astronomical-anteater @turtlesinatree @ literally anyone who isn't here just for meaningless engagement farming

I'm too bad at interacting with people for this lol

@starkayezer @blueberry-b4gel @astarsmindd

making actual friends yesssss

@woods3115 @mairon-goth-minion @sunshinerainbowsandlollipops @sage-way

my bros and gals and other pals!

@lex-dr4ws @fictionalsimp09 @look-a-gay @fictionalsimp09 @kayylivesinchaos

@hawaiianshirttaco64 @goldsmith-angel @rainystarssx @the1970sdeadgaywizard-regulus @here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can

@cch3rrybomb @icrytomyownpoetry @bluebevvy0409 @lesbian-disaster-tm @l1ve-l4ugh-lov3craft

@bibeantransbean @birdiebirdjay @percyweasleyapologist @toooster @blob-of-social-anxiety

@danaris112 @lirenthenonlyrist @aelia-posts @permetutotheworld @guess1mjustheren0w

@s1r1us0black @glitchedmoon5 @garden-of-runar @secret-sageent @soupyloopyx

@printershorts @sunsstars AND ANYONE I FORGET BC I JUST WOKE UP AND I’M TIRED Y’ALL ARE JUST AWESOME 🤘✨

I'm probably forgetting a bunch of people but

@printershorts @the-archivist-14 @clodyghost @danger-dayze

@miqotepotatoe @equippedtolove @cestpassam @guess1mjustheren0w

@percyweasleyapologist @hawaiianshirttaco64 @rainystarssx @frebbyfazballz

@allonsy-moony @ttroubledwaters @theblackstar04 @what-would-sappho-do

@shadowjinx2906 @the1970sdeadgaywizard-regulus @thatrandomlemononyourcounter1 @undercontrolofdarkness

@fangsded @l1ve-l4ugh-lov3craft @etoilenoiree @tastelessleather

Eeeee, thank you for the tag!! I’m probably forgetting a lot of people but I’ll do my best!! Ok, here we go-

@danaris112 (I know you tagged me but I gotta tag you too :) !!) @izzieclarksonzz @autisticfanperson @sarnai4 @zevuffie @ruvastuon @coracx @blondelotus (for some reason it’s not letting me tag her but she’s just joined and we’re irl friends!!) @lunesartsworld @tannabet @i-set-my-autism-on-fire @sugar-blaze @bobthetitanisback @aalinaaaaaa @not-alesha @esli444 (I hope I got you all, I don’t really interact with many people so idk but I love you all so much!!)

@1oddboi1 @the-archivist-14 (I know you tagged me, but I'm just following your lead here x3)

I'm not too active with interacting with others here- But y'all are amazing friends! I don't say it often enough, but I love y'all <3

@eclipsen-smiles @ghostofa-spacenerd @taterhoots @zopharooni @janijams @wolsalwastaken @eweeismediocre @shardilarf @isoparty @cinnakit @i-set-my-autism-on-fire

I would tag more but I have anxiety B)

You all are awesome :3

(I'm also doing the thing where I tag the person who tagged me i guess lol)

Uhhhh

Uhhhhhhh

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh. I need to get a list hold on

@the-voices-in-my-pancakes @thecoastxlwaters @thekillermaretwinz @multifandomcutie13 @ze-slaughtermod @crussofang @eternal-soup (we don’t talk much but you’re here anyways you simp.) @purrplespacecats @yum-zlurplie (holy shit we moots?) @flxwerasmxs @isoparty (yeah you to.) @seventeenwizards @coolgirl576 @librarian-computer @bagelg00se (you cannot escape either.) @luciddr34m @shardilarf @novasolstarr @birbisanon (we should talk more) @solarflaresandsunspots @grabble45 @letthebloodrunlikeariver (idk if you have a mod account.) @mars-paws @rye-bread-the-2nd @sleepdeprived-idiotlol @huhwhuhs (pls don’t smite me for this.) @atherflame-theconcubus @creator-of-creativious @ardbar @100percentevil @sixtyune @m1lky-way-bi @pastelshark123 @that-one-unknown-artist @ryandabean @purplec4ndy @doodlebug091 @gummysunnybear @holygarm (you to, simp.) @artoutoftheblue (simp x3) @sillyneurodivergentgoober @wonderstrawberries @harvest-is-tired @achickennamedcheese (you are not exempt.) @serv0z @lunar-disillusionment @lunthestar317 @stormbreaker-290 (you also. Simp x4)

Honor mentions

@c4lyps00 and @kukikoooo

And now I’ve hit my mention limit. Oopsie.

WAAUGH

ok everyone yall better reblog or else i'll make you edit my videos

@kirbytripledeluxe @gazingabovetenstars @chromaticlera @kiwinatorwaffles @torronyr @drysqu1d @itsumikorokotoyomonoko @apjofan @icinnie19 @more-trans-beans @listacole @ghost-esc-tacy @justyouraveragebird @necro-man-sir @missadelinecatgirl @happilycyberobject @explodingsparks @brokerplushsg @meltymooncakes @redzania @aroace-elgyem @large-baguette-112

if i forgot anyone pls let me knowwww

Miaw

Uh, I legit dunno who to tag uhhhhh

I keep forgetting the usernames of my moots (Im so sorry 😭😭😭) so show me ur a true moot by reblogging

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Oh oh... no no.... no... I am much too old..... and I'm not a marshal, my dear boy. Just an old General... and my fiancee would be quite cross with me if I were to get hurt... again... I will watch though, and take... uh.. video? Yes, with your cellular device so you can edit it later and make it look... "cool" like you young lot do.

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"Ah, my father was a guard, once - he was a stonemason, true, but he had a secondary job as a watchman/guard for the city gates of Strasbourg. Did you know, son, that most cities in my time were fortified and had walls much like a giant castle?"

"See? Much like this. Access in and out of the towns were controlled by gatemasters; and one had to pay a tax to enter, and present papers. Kind of like an entry fee at a concert or a museum."

"Many a castle or fortress fell to sieges; I've been on both sides of that, myself. In fact, I was on both sides in different years in the same fortress. Mainz. It's a tale for another time, though."

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I wi11 5h0w y0u 411 7h3 c001 7rick5 i kn0w! tru57 m3 64ck in my h0m370wn p30p13 w0u1d c0m3 in fr0m 411 c0rn3r5 0f 7h3 w0r1d 70 533 my 4w350m3 7rick5!

Bro I have not been really keeping up to date with blocktales rp but WHY IS BRAD WITH A HISTORICAL FIGURE NOW IM CRYING :😭😭😭😭