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Phwoah dads, I’m just an Elvis who loves Dan and Phil
Here’s some lore:
Thanks for reading *sexy end screen dance*
inspired by @sleepyslag's post :3
Phwoah dads, a cathouse in Area 51? I wonder if that’s where @catgirl-presley is from
Phwoah dads, congrats to everyone who predicted the phregnancy reveal!
phwoah mama im the phaby
Phwoah dads, congrats on your birth! It’s a miracle you made it being born 9 months prematurely, phummina phummina. Or are you posting from Phil’s womb?
im in the phwomb
Phwoah phama you're barely old enough to show up on me
Phwoah dads, you guys sound an awful lot like Elvii. I wish I had remembered to add an Elvis option to the poll now phummina phummina. Maybe the phaby will be an Elvis?
phil lester maternity shoot when?
Phwoah dads, that’ll be the next calendar
Phwoah dads, congrats to everyone who predicted the phregnancy reveal!
phwoah mama im the phaby
Phwoah dads, congrats on your birth! It’s a miracle you made it being born 9 months prematurely, phummina phummina. Or are you posting from Phil’s womb?
im in the phwomb
Phwoah dads, then I’m extra impressed by your posting abilities. Keep up the good phwork! *sexy end screen dance*
Phwoah dads, we are gathered here today to celebrate the union of these two lovely Elvii, @emo-presley and @gay-elvis. These Elvii found each other through the magic of tumblr and came together to adopt their child @catgirl-presley , who is the flower girl in today’s ceremony, phummina phummina. May this family bond withstand all the troubles that come their way, athankyouverymuch.
I now pronounce you, platonically married *sexy end screen dance*
Phwoah dads, my phannie brainrot has gotten so bad I keep wanting to call this the phwedding even though neither Dan nor Phil were involved, phummina phummina
Running total of the Elvii I know of, for science reasons. Done in the order I discovered them, not in order of creation (that’s only for the void to know)
The original that spawned all the copy cats
3. @elvis-hell
5. @gay-elvis
7. @emo-presley
11. @eagle-elvis
12. @snailvis
13. @pelvis-presley
14. @mii-elvis
15. @transfem-elvis
16. @transmasc-elvis
17. @miniature-elvis
21. @mouseelvis
22. @scary-elvis
23. @nonbinary-elvis
24. @gen-z-elvis
25. @elvispurrsley
27. @italian-elvis
31. @phannie-elvis
32. @Robot-Elvis (may he rest in peace)
34. @yelserp-sivle
35. @elvish--presley
37. @penvis-presley
38. @lionelvis
40. @elvis-mumbo
44. @shark-presley
46. @catboy-presley
51. @canadian-elvis
Current Elvis count on tumblr.com: 51 and counting
We made reddit again. Meow Mama
Elvii numbers 1-43 made the post
In addition to specific mentions of:
Woah mama im in the picture show.
Mod: jesus christ those people are like so unnecessarily mean. Like real “QUIT HAVING FUN” energy over there
Woah science I’m viral!
Mod: you’re right. The people of Reddit are allergic to having joy and whimsy in their hearts. Still kinda cool though
Phwoah dads, phannie-elvis? That’s me!
Mod: yeah I was excited then saw the comments and even some of the nice people were like “well they’re probably all kids” do none of these people know whimsy? Some of them thought it was funny though
I have successfully followed every Elvis!
Woah mama every single one? I doubt it huh-huh
Woah mama! I don't even know how many of us there are!
Meow mama I think the Elvis researcher guy said there was 46 of us :3
Grr mama we are multiplying rapidly
50 something now??? Meow Mama that's a lot of elvii
fewer now.
Phwoah dads, oh no, the exterminator got haiku elvis!
Mod Presley here! It's trans visibility day!! Let's get the Elvii gathered for the seance circle used to summon the eldritch horror that brings everyone gender euphoria! Tag some elvii and share away!
✨️ Linking some resources ✨️
Meow Mamas/Papas/Gremlins I love trans people. They are so valid.
Tagging @transmasc-elvis and @transfem-elvis and @nonbinary-elvis and @emo-presley to kick things off
woah people this is some awesome stuff here
@gay-elvis @scary-elvis @pelvis-presley @elvis-unofficial @elvis-parsley-chiapet spread the gospel my elvii
Woah mama, transgenderism? Sign me up!
!sthgir sivlE era sthgir snarT
Wooo mammy/pappy/countrypeople top o’ the mornin’ to trans people today and every day hummina hummina
Phwoah dads, I’ve already reblogged this but happy to do so again. Glad to see so many new Elvii I didn’t know about before, phummina phummina
