fuck it, reblog to give the person you rb'ed this from a freshly baked buttery croissant.

Never kill yourself. You are needed for the mission.

dude youre making it really hard for me to unhealthily idealize this time of my life in later years

"gay or european" also goes for middle-aged women btw. that lady with short hair no makeup and sneakers isn't a lesbian she's just german

i would make such a beautiful dead bird on the sidewalk

twitter nudes: femboy who looks prepubescent, captioned "pp and bussy uwu"

reddit nudes: really bad gif of generic muscled man, captioned "could you handle this aryan cock?"

tumblr nudes: terminated account, the most beautiful woman youve ever seen, captioned "hey my house burned down and a car ran over me 27 times and a meteor landed on me and i was diagnosed with stage 7 cancer and stepped on a landmine that was on top of another landmine, anything helps" with a kofi link attached

transfem people getting smeared and purposely harassment campaigned is horrible and I think people should not engage with that stuff, in fact you should protect vulnerable transfems from that.

that said:

i wish y'all had the same energy when people of color, especially black folks experience the same stuff, it's kind of infuriating watching many people agree that harassment campaigns are bad but will turn their nose when it's happening to a person of color, god forbid it be a trans woman of color too.

almost as if,,, white people people no matter what marginalized identity that have, Will still uphold racial bias even subconsciously ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

I don't even know how to feel about these

Unlike billionaires, pickpockets often recognize they have a lot in common with the potential victims of their crime.

This reminds me of Rhys Nicholson the comedian who got mugged and the mugger said "I promise this isn't a hate crime, my sister is a lesbian im pro gay rights"

To Tumblr celebrities and followers, please read my message.👇

My posts are always about pain, bombings, hunger, and destruction. What else can I do? This is the life we have been forced into by an endless war. We used to be one of the happiest and most loving families.

I support my family through your donations—I buy medicine for my father and mother, who suffer from chronic illnesses, and I provide for my siblings, my wife, and my children.

Please help us. This is the short version of my plea: donate and share—it makes a huge difference

Don't leave us alone. Every donation and every act of kindness is an investment in humanity. Right now, our living conditions are beyond desperate.

A donation = saving a family from being wiped out.

thank you so much we reached the goal!! 😊😊

im sorry though, a subscription i forgot to cancel and a renewal for my renters insurance are coming up unexpectedly and i need another 200 🫠🫠

URGENT

apparently i only have one more week of unemployment benefits. theres no way to extend it. im basically out of money. i already shoulder so much responsibility and i dont know what im supposed to do now. i cant keep playing everyones little social games. im gonna need help to survive april. thank you for all youve done for me so far, and thank you for whatever you continue to do.

when my insurance goes through ill be in the negatives.. please help and share if you can

not my circus not my—

what? *unrolls paper* why are you giving me a deed to the.. oh, oh no.. fuck.

they're my monkeys now

@clownboybebop pardon????

ah, here:

hey do you guys think captain hook will let me live or do you think he's probably gonna kill me

Literally every single Neuroscience guy I listen to on audiobooks and podcasts: Multitasking is a lie. You are not more efficient. You're just rapidly switching between tasks and doing all of them slower but your brain is tricking itself into thinking it's more efficient because you get a little dopamine reward when you activate the 'change task' neurons. And you're burning up way more glucose in the process, leaving you more tired with less done. STOP MULTITASKING. JUST DO ONE THING. PLEASE IT'S ONLY WORSENING YOUR ATTENTION SPAN. WE'RE BEGGING YOU, PLEA--

My ADHD: Don't listen to them, babydoll. You are sooooooo efficient and attractive. Whoop. You got an email. Whoop you got a text. Whoop you got a blog ask. WOW look at all the tabs open on this window. Do you even remember what they're all for? Better look through them and close the ones you're not using because you're soooo sexy and efficient. Whoop, email again.

today's warmup was a drawing of my cow girl !! she's so cute 83

What leftists fear isn’t an ~imperfect candidate~

What leftists fear is a democrat will take the reins from Trump, continue on the same path only with better PR, and then half the angry voices we thought were backing us up have suddenly disappeared. 

A lot of people who got pissed at me for making this post in 2019 owe me an apology