*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

JOINTS IS PAIN

Sex is good and all, but have you guys ever had a fic update while you were re-reading it?

i don't mean to sound like a total slut but $20,000 would fix all my problems right now

I hope OP deactivated because they got their 20k

and it solved all their problems

and having no problems included not being on tumblr

I'm sorry I didn't post anything on tumblr today, I've been gaming

This is based on this video. Kudos to @yousnareme for telling me to draw this!

you can’t jokingly post about kinky shit on tumblr because you say smth like “haha wouldn’t it be hot if you…tried to launch internet explorer…but it wouldn’t load :D”

and then you’ll get one thousand robot girls in the notes going “mmngngnnghhhngn”

YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME. NO NO THIS IS TOO FUNNY,

OP fired a little snake out of glass by Shimmer_手工

AMAZING

rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please

it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead

Like to charge reblog to cast

does it have to involve radiation

is that dumbass misinterpreting your post in the reblogs bothering you queen

Me, refusing to leave tumblr: sir, this is my emotional support hellsite

beepboop. censorbot approved

“Me, refusing to leave: sir, this is my emotional hell” is a funnier text post than my original one, good job censorbot.

hello, future tumblr! this is what we thought was funny in december 2018.

We still think it’s funny in December 2019

We still think it’s funny in December 2020

We still think it’s funny in December 2021

we still think its funny in december 2022

we still think it’s funny in December 2023

Achievement Unlocked:

Only Our Bodies Can Leave

The spirit remains eternally (at least five years)

Achievement Unlocked:

Forever And A Day

Yup, still funny after 6 years…

hey pal it’s april. you got a time machine?

tumblr should have an ” i feel u” button on posts

This is one of the few posts with more reblogs than likes

Just had a question about commenting on Ao3. Is it weird to comment on several of the same person's fics? Every time I do this I feel like I'm being stalkerish or something. Is it actually as weird as I'm worrying about?

It is not weird at all and writers typically love this.

Me when someone starts reading all my fics:🥹

Do it, but be prepared for the author to be half in love with you for a week or two.

alright google calm down we all know this to be true