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video is mildly funny but this comment killed me

all tomorrows if it was animorphs style childrens media

pretty unbelievable that in spite of the insane level of flesh ripping edits to turn him into a human bird this is still instantly recognizable as Jerma

Come and sit by the fire. Soup will be ready soon.

OH FUCK

Oh sick

Greetings from the museum! Oh yeah!

WIZARD OSHA TIP: The wizard on fire in this image is actually the safest by a mile. Please do not roast foodstuffs over a mysterious cauldron fire; magical side effects are all but guaranteed and will only get worse the longer the cauldron has been in service.

The correct procedure in this case would be to roast them over the flaming wizard instead.

More fruit!! More birds!!!

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1$ flea market score. Tiny glass 1960s perfume bottles. I love them.

Can you swap their heads ?

omg you can

Their meeting was foretold in the ancient texts

top 1 plush designs of all time i think

can you guys watch my squab for me im gonna go on my smoko

baby need smoko

BABY DOES NOT NEED SMOKO

I am incredibly serious right now when I beg you all, please, and if you have Twitter or Tiktok or whatever to please spread the word: click on an author's profile on Ao3.

You want to know if an author has written more? Want to know if they're still writing? Want to see more from them? Want to know if they've written a trope or kink or sex scenario you enjoy?

Click on their name. And look at their profile.

I cannot tell you how many times in the last six months someone has read a new or newer fic of mine and said they (a new reader who has read nothing else I've done) "can't wait to see what you do next!" I've written 50+ fics and over a million words already.

"I don't know if you're still writing..." click on my profile. I am. I literally wrote a 128k+ fic for that ship last month.

"Would you ever do X?" "Please do Y!" I already did. Click on my name and look at my works.

Archive of our Own is a library. It's an archive. Not social media. It is your responsibility to fight back against the laziness that corporate algorithms have trained into you.

Click my author name. Just click it. Just click it.

Before you demand more, or ask if a writer will do XYZ, or wonder if the author still writing, or anything - click on their profile. Click on the author's profile.

I'm not trying to be mean or condescending or anything like that. I'm just exhausted. It's disheartening and frustrating to repeat myself ad nauseam, because someone couldn't take thirty seconds to do the tiniest bit of work to see if I've written lately, if I've written more for their ship, or scan my works to see if I've written what they're asking for. Please. Please. I'm begging.

Click the author's name, and explore before you ask.

Do people not click through on the authors? It's such a gold mine from more fic from people you like! it's just common sense? When you read something you like, you find other things that the author has written, and read those too! That's not even an internet thing, that's like basic awareness on how to read stuff!

Hell it's basic awareness on how things work? I like thing. Thing is made by person. See if person makes other things I like? That applies to fiction, and art, and food, and furniture, and any other thing?!??

Clicking the author's name is the first thing you do after you finish a great fic (well, the first thing you do after you leave a comment, right? *pointed stare* Right?). You want to see whether the author has written anything else in your fandom, or one of your other fandoms, or, if they're really good, any fandom at all. And then you can hit the subscribe button and get an email alerting you that the author has published something new!