I dreamed the Pope announced a new deadly sin called 'sluttony' and everybody was really excited to try it.
i like to laugh and joke but always remember that i am damned
*puts hand on your shouder* its ok dont cry. I know what it feels like to get run over by a car one million times. Forwards and backwards. Until you get really flat and dont have any blood left.
I dont care if thats not what youre going through. I just wanted to say something crazy. Can i have a few dollars from your wallet
it’ll be fine I just have to be a shaking terrified animal about it
you fucking with fat bitches?
Since day 1 you stupid son of a bitch
you fucking with fat bitches?
Since day 1 you stupid son of a bitch
you fucking with fat bitches?
Since day 1 you stupid son of a bitch
you fucking with fat bitches?
Since day 1 you stupid son of a bitch
How I look with it/its in my bio:
im one of the angels assigned to guard god's throne and i keep shaving a piece of wood off one of the legs so it gets progressively thinner and weaker until one day it will snap like a matchstick and the big man will topple from his seat of power to grace the ground with his holy ass. of course he's omniscient so he already knows this and will have to banish me from heaven when it happens, but because of free will he has to give me the option to repent right until the very end. we both know i'm not going to do it but the rules that define our very being won't let us take any other course of action and besides he made me this way, so really the joke's on him no matter what.
emptying and reloading a gun with practiced efficiency so you think i'm an expert marksman but you later find out that's just how i stim
turning the safety catch on and off like i'm clicking a pen until everyone gets really mad at the noise but no one says anything because i have a gun and they don't
Harvey modeling his look for the Elton John AIDS Foundation party for the 2025 Oscars.