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Asgardian Blood Magic

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Older than the Nine Hills

“your rent should be a third of your income” well wouldn’t that be nice. wouldn’t it. lower the rent pussy

Casual observation from someone old enough to remember: in the year 2000 financial advice was that rent should be no more than 1/4 of your income.

Until the mid 80s, the advice was that if you must rent instead of owning, then that 20% of your monthly income (oh yes, only 20%) should include all your utilities too.

After all, rent costs more than a mortgage, so it should offer more too.

The housing market is a fucking travesty.

Hmm what happened in the mid eighties....

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Every fucking time someone puts this absolute SHIT on my dash, I'm gonna say this again:

Okay, so, I'm gonna break my rules about never ever reblogging AI art to say:

No, it won't, because they don't fucking care, they'll just ban you, and

If your values aren't your values even for people you fucking hate, they're not your values. They're just a favor you're doing for people you like. And -- like I said -- these two have all the money in the world and don't fucking care. They won't ban AI art. They'll just ban you, and all you'll have done is told the people around you 'actually I think homophobia is great when it's aimed at people I don't like' and gotten your ass banned.

Y'all should know better than using homophobia as a tool to try to get what you want. All that does is says, "It's okay to use homophobia when we think it's okay. Homophobia is sometimes okay!"

So maybe, idk, fucking don't. Fuck's sake, man.

„I'm a feminist and I'm a dyke and I fucking hate men and I'm a man. I identify as a dyke and as a guy. People are pissed off about that because they want you to pick a side. Really, my choice isn't about you. I don't tell you to lop your tits off, and you don't get to tell me that I can't be a dyke and a guy. That is just as repressive as any of the bullshit that we're rebelling against." -Lynn Breedlove (founding member of dyke punk band Tribe 8)

“This is what Shakespeare would have wanted.”

“Shakespeare wouldn’t have wanted this.”

No! You’re both wrong! Shakespeare wanted one thing and one thing only. To sell tickets.

If people spend money at the Globe theatre and don’t steal his bones then his ghost is happy

“Good friend for Jesus sake forbeare, To dig the dust enclosed here. Blessed be the man that spares these stones, And cursed be he that moves my bones.”

Shakespeare’s actual grave. He put a curse on anyone that tries to touch his bones. That’s what Shakespeare wants. Buy tickets and don’t touch his bones.

[image description: a photo of shakespeare’s grave with the plaque transcribed above]

“Buy my stuff and leave me alone”- every writer’s creed

Coming back to this post almost 4 years later to tell you that bone stealing was an actual problem for a long time. Some people stole bones or bodies for research, some people were superstitious about bones, some people wanted a souvenir from a famous person. Grave robbing used to be like an actual societal issue before we made it easier for people who need bones to get them.

A lot of people in Shakespeare’s time were worried about their bones getting stolen and so curses on graves to deter people from trying to steal your body aren’t uncommon in that time period. Not everybody wrote their own curse though. Shakespeare wrote that curse himself.

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