Pinned
Submitted by avalianokida
Date a girl who is deeply and truly in love with you, and the way she displays it is through elaborate and minor death traps, poison in your morning coffee, major Rube Goldberg machine set-ups where the end result is a guillotine, or a pistol shot, you have breakfast in the morning and she's micro dosed it just enough to lightly test your resistance, of course if you were to ever die to any of her little pranks she will immediately revive you again and be as sweet as pie, trying to take all the pain away and comfort you, only to have a new slightly less maniacal setup in the morning.
It helps you forgive her that most of the time she ends up caught up in her own traps in cute, hilarious or sexy ways, and her little laugh every time, you can tell that she is enjoying the concept of her next big plan.
Date your own perfect villainess
Submitted by dizzyhslightlyvoided
Date a demon girl who climbs up through the summoning circle like a cat crawling out of pillows.
Submitted by wuwojiti
date a girl whose word is reality
Submitted by wuwojiti
Date a girl for whom evidence of her existence is shaky at best
Submitted by lesbonono
Date a girl that farts pixie dust.
Submitted by avalianokida
Date the goddess of fiction and fuckery
Submitted by dizzyhslightlyvoided
Date a girrrrrrrrrrrrrrlllllllllllllllllllllll(lengthy static noise)(beep)
Submitted by foxgirlchorix
date a girl who skitters along on greatly elongated porcupine spines
Submitted by dizzyhslightlyvoided
Date a girl who is a glitch.
Submitted by avalianokida
Date a girl who weirdly completes you, every part of you, every aspect your missing she has and every aspect you have she's missing, you fit together like a puzzle and bring joy to each other's life, date your exact missing half
Submitted by puppygirlisland-deactivated2024
date a girl with hooves and wings and hollow bones
Submitted by fullmoonfireball
date a girl who likes to cook bugs
Submitted by whirligig-girl
date a girl who makes hissing and wheeshing sounds when she gets up, makes huffing and chuffing noises with each footstep, and whistles four times before she crosses the street.