Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

Combusken if it were awesome.

I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything

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ordering a pup cup for my chikorita in lumiose

niche indie art is great because most of it is very middling in a genuine and charming way. this song melody is kind of nothing but the lyrics are clever. this novella plot is flimsy but the prose has a lot of bounce. this video essay could have been a text essay and lost nothing but it's still intellectually interesting. and then one day you take a gamble and click something that you don't really know much about and you're like. ah. they put some god in this one.

a really interesting thing i’ve learned dating someone from Pennsylvania is that they’re so proud that they killed that hitchhiking robot. it’s seriously like walking on the moon to them. you bring it up to anyone from PA and they smile warmly and nod and go “yep, yep, we did kill him and we would do it again”

what’s not clicking. they killed HitchBot and they’d do it all over again

Blunthead Slug Snake

my son Blunthead Slug Snake he has every disease

sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

holy shit is that kate bush

spin this wheel of all the pokemon. you now have this pokemon as your roommate.

awesome. we have a beetle problem

I got rid of em for ya

missed one. rookie mistake honestly

a wizard is going to turn you into a random animal! whether you like it or not! how nice of them! spin the wheel to find out which class your new species belongs to (and then probably do a google).

this is funny because the three categories of responses are largely:

1. NOOOO PARASITIC WORM 😭

2. FUCK UEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH PARASITIC WOOOOORM 🪱🪱🪱🪱🔥🔥‼️‼️

3. bird? well... I guess it could be worse :/

i hauve a cold

Lucas

Thats a lucario

that's Lucas

it sucks that even todo lists get affected by the adhd 'absorption of stationary objects into their environment thus leading to effective invisibility' thing

yeah my to-do list is empty. what do you mean "what about those five items?" those are just part of the ui obviously