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do good recklessly

@zerobotic / zerobotic.tumblr.com

be the chaos you want to see in the world

did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

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bohemiandragoness

This is especially funny because they aren’t even right. Foxes *ARE* dogs.

No they aren’t.

yes they are. because they are fluffye.

OK yes they are.

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mr-system-of-a-downer

Dog

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jooshthepunished

Dog

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utah-mountain-drifter

Different family, but same order as @pictures-of-dogs

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zarabithia

No, they are the same family. They are the same kingdom, phylum, order and family. They separate at the genus.

They’re a dog.

yeah they’re fluffye

theyre literally not dogs theyre not even fluffy. can we get science tumblr over hear or what!?

checkmate athiests

okay but they literally are dogs, for those who are confused

If foxes are dogs, then so are wolves, coyotes, dingoes, jackals, and several other extant and extinct species.

Behold! A dog.

of course it’s a dog you buffoon. it’s fluffye.

Why on earth would someone think “BUT IF THEY’RE DOGS SO AR -”

Like yes of course wolves are dogs, where have you been. Jackals are excellent doggies! So are coyotes. Why is this confusing.

I love that this is literally two completely different arguments running simultaneously.

That guy up there who said they’re not even fluffy was thinking of sharks

sharks are also dogs. ravenous water dogs, but still dogs

Sharks can NOT be dogs they are SMOOTH

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wolfgang-king

sharks are smooth dogs

BEHOLD, a SHARK

17 clown car pileup 84 injured 193 dead

i hurt myself with Big Jack by Pet Foolery (can find on instagram) again and no one seems to have posted the whole comic so. here. someone reminded me of it and i tracked it down. gonna go cry in a corner now.

did not know part 2 existed, here you go. another stab

my favorite coworker told me the scenario she thinks of to fall asleep is she stumbles upon a baby sheep and has to raise it and it grows up and she has to shear it and she says she envisions shearing it so carefully that she always falls asleep at that part

to the average American "defund the police" might sound like a radical view, but "I don't think the NYPD needs six and a half billion dollars every year" sounds pretty reasonable

the regular dames gents gals & rascals are saying things like "sweet merciful Christ, the NYPD is getting how much money?" & the people with more radical views are chiming in with comments like "I think you mean ABOLISH the police!" and I think maybe the radicals could learn to make their propaganda easier for the average fellow to chew

[getting up on my little soap box] seduce the common man with Numbers and Amounts! pepper your rizzless Theory with Quantities! the People yearn to be told about "number go up" and its Implications!

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