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Currently watching the first Men In Black which is one of my favorite movies ever and then the brainrot gripped my little brain and went "omg Ford would love this movie" since we KNOW he'd be super into scifi and fantasy movies but also imagine him seeing an alien in the movie and going "reminds me of someone I met in dimension XYZ--"

and then my brain went to "hehe imagine cuddling and watching a movie with Ford" but then i thought more about it and I imagine he's the type to get SUPER into whatever movie you're watching, if you wanna try and get frisky under the blankets he's still gonna be watching out of the corner of his eye while you try to makeout, you cannot pull his attention away from the screen.

but I imagine he has three modes when it comes to watching movies: 1) Completely engrossed 2) If it's boring, he's falling asleep 3) Dad-who-doesn't-want-to-sit-down-and-commit-to-watching-the-movie, you try to get him to join you for movie night with Dipper and Mabel and he insists he's busy but then you look over and he's standing in the doorway for over half the movie, and then very slowly over time he joins y'all on the couch haha

Ford "no I don't want to netflix and chill, I'm trying to watch this 9/11 documentary" Pines.

LMAOOOOOOO yeah no I can picture him as all of them, but especially the third one: he just sort of hovers around with his hands on his hips, eyes glued to the screen. Despite you offering for him to sit down like 15 times and join you, he's always saying "no no, I don't have time to waste watching television" and then stands there for a solid 30 minutes and does exactly that. He even just stands right in the way sometimes.

I've had similar thoughts about this kind of thing because I love sci fi and horror movies, which I can see being his bag. I think he'd definitely do that 'hey, I know that guy!' thing allllll the time, and you'd never quite know if he was being serious with it haha. I think he'd sometimes just make shit up because it'd be funny/to get a reaction out of you. Other times, he'd genuinely recognise a species or something, or the movie would be accurate and he'd enjoy it.

I'm personally very into J-horror. I'm back on a bit of a kick with it at the moment, and specifically I enjoy the genre of mockumentary found footage that's very popular out there. The whole thing is less about what is actually taking place during the main scene and more about the details in the background. They lay out a lot of clues and hidden images/messages etc, and I can see Ford really enjoying that. It's kind of cute to imagine him helping you put together the clues and figuring out the secret hidden story within the plot.

I do it with my partner all the time. We'll often be watching in dead silence and I'll suddenly spot something and get super excited, and be like oh my god there's a lady in background do you see her omg?! and they've completely missed it so we have to rewind it so I can show them frame by frame. I try to figure out what's going on by translating all the Japanese comments under the video lmao so having Ford to connect the dots would be very helpful. They're like a movie and a puzzle all in one. I can see him helping you out and writing everything down very seriously in order to get it right haha

Imagine that Reader’s Domming Ford and he gives them permission to write things on his body, somewhat expecting it to be humiliating. Instead, they write things like “perfect” “angel” “my beloved” and “beautiful” and just praise Ford the entire time

I love this so much, but my brain immediately went to the ask I got ages ago about Ford noticing your handwriting and critiquing you for it LMAO

you're trying to be cute and sexy, and he's like "you know that you could write these in double time if you took up cursive, right? It's much more efficient-" yap yap yap yap