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Antonio Salieri

@doriansredroses

The Patron Saint of Mediocrity
Greetings and Salutations! This of course is my introduction post. The name is Willow Everheart, but as of now I am musing as Antonio Salieri. Either name would work but my friends call me Willow. Before you indulge in your flights of fancy, I shall remark on a few main points on this blog. (under construction) -Like I have said before, the name is Willow. Sometimes my name will be displayed differently depending on my theme. -I am 18+ but minors are perfectly fine to interact with me. I donโ€™t post anything too explicit other than swears, artistic nudity, and some innuendos. If you are ever uncomfortable, just let me know. -Lastly, please be kind. No hate is tolerated on my blog. A small word about the genocide, I cannot help and I am attempting to keep my blog distanced from those topics. Please do not reach out to me about it. I wish I could help but my mental health can only take so much.

Important:

I fully support Palestine and wish I could help, but due to not having the funds to donate and everything else going on in my life outside of this site, I cannot handle the constant waves of Palestinians begging for my help. I fully support them and hope they get the help they need, but itโ€™s too much. I apologize. Please do not message me about it right now as I take the time to recover my mental health.

I finally made an intro post. Some things you should knowโ€ฆ

-My name's Willow Everheart, but just call me Willow. Of course itโ€™s not my real name but itโ€™s my online pseudonym.

-I am 18+ but this is a minor safe blog. Donโ€™t follow if youโ€™re uncomfortable following a girl in college. If I do end up making you uncomfortable, kindly tell me whatโ€™s going on and we can work things out.

-I do not post nsfw. I am ace. I also grasp that minors do follow me so I try to keep things down to a minimum. I do post some nudity in terms of art (you know, the famous artworks and stuff). Iโ€™m an art nerd.

-My fandoms are all over the place but you can figure them out from the content on my blog. My current main ones are Team Fortress 2, Disney, the classic Barbie movies, classic literature (mainly Dracula, The Picture of Dorian Gray, and Pride and Prejudice), some musicals, and Iโ€™m probably forgetting some. Oh and I simp for Cillian Murphy.

-I have a few tags: #willow writes (for my writing), #willow rambles (for random thoughts that arenโ€™t tagged otherwise), #willow rants (for my ranting), and #ask game/#ask game answers (for the ask games)

-Feel free to send in asks, like my posts, and befriend me if you havenโ€™t already.

-Some Links (will be updated):

Ask Game:

me: why are you destroying earth!!!

aliens: because theres people who think that english is the only language they need to speak

me: thats fair i understand

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littlenerdygirlwithwings

For some reason I find this all the more amusing because itโ€™s written in English

moi: pourquoi vous dรฉtruisez le monde!!! l'extraterrestre: parce que il y a des gens qui pensent que l'anglais est le seule langue pour parler moi: ah รงa c'est bien

ich: warum zerstรถrt ihr die erde!!!

aliens: weil es leute gibt die glauben dass englisch die einzige sprache ist die sie sprechen mรผssen

ich: das ist fair ich verstehe

รฉg: af hverju eyรฐileggiรฐ รพiรฐ jรถrรฐina!!! aliens: af รพvรญ aรฐ รพaรฐ er fรณlk sem finnst aรฐ enska sรฉ sรบ eina tungumรกl sem รพau รพurfa aรฐ tala รฉg: oh, รพaรฐ er vit รญ รพessu. รฉg skil.

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tobdog

ik: waarom vernietig je de aarde!!!

aliens: omdat er mensen zijn die denken dat engels de enige taal is die ze hoeven te spreken

ik: oh zo, ik snap het

minรค: miks te tuhootte maapalloo?

alienit: koska tรครคl on ihmisiรค joitten mielestรค englanti on ainoo kieli jota niitten tรคytyy puhua

minรค: toi on reilua, ymmรคrrรคn

็ง: ใฉใ†ใ—ใฆๅœฐ็ƒใ‚’ๆป…ใผใ—ใฆใ„ใ‚‹ใ‚“ใงใ™ใ‹๏ผŸ

ๅฎ‡ๅฎ™ไบบ: ่‹ฑ่ชžใ—ใ‹ๅ–‹ใ‚‹ๅฟ…่ฆใŒใชใ„ใจๆ€ใ†ไบบใŒใ„ใ‚‹ใ‹ใ‚‰ใงใ™

็ง: ใชใ‚‹ใปใฉใ€ใ‚ใ‹ใ‚Šใพใ—ใŸ

me: Wosรผck maakt ji de Welt twei!!!

aliens: wieldat dat Lรผรผd gifft, de dinkt dat Engelsch de allenige Spraak weer, de een snacken mรผtt

me: jo, daar seggst wat. Nu versta ikโ€™t

aniga: dhulka maxaad u burburinaya !!!

shisheeyaha: dadka intiisa badani u malaynayaan in Ingiriisidu tahay afka oo kaliya ay u baahan yihiin inay la hadlaan

aniga: waxaan fahamsanahay. waa wax cadaalad

ๆˆ‘๏ผšไฝ ไปฌไธบไป€ไนˆๅœจๆฏ็ญๅœฐ็ƒ?๏ผ๏ผ

ๅค–ๆ˜Ÿไบบ๏ผšๅ› ไธบๆœ‰ไบบไปฅไธบไป–ไปฌๅชไผš่‹ฑ่ฏญๅฐฑๅฏไปฅไบ†

ๆˆ‘๏ผšๆ‡‚ไบ†๏ผŒ่ฏดๅพ—ๆœ‰้“็†

ako: bakit niyo sinisira ang mundo!!!

taga-ibang planeta: kasi merong mga taong akala nila Ingles lang ang kailangan nilang matutunang lenggwahe

ako: ah, sige naiintindihan ko

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mikaisyuu

Aku : kenapa kau hancurkan bumi!!! Alien : karena masih banyak orang berpikir hanya bahasa inggris satu-satunya bahasa yang terpenting Aku : oh, oke lah..

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you-tit

tรดi: tแบกi sao cรกc ngฦฐแปi hแปงy diแป‡t trรกi ฤ‘แบฅt!!! ngฦฐแปi ngoร i hร nh tinh: bแปŸi vรฌ cรณ ngฦฐแปi nghฤฉ rแบฑng tiแบฟng Anh lร  thแปฉ tiแบฟng duy nhแบฅt mร  hแป cแบงn biแบฟt tรดi: แป“ thแบฟ thรฌ tรดi hiแปƒu

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geritashipper

Eu: Por que vocรชs estรฃo destruindo a Terra?! Aliens: Porque hรก pessoas que pensam que o inglรชs รฉ a รบnica lรญngua que eles precisam falar. Eu: Isso รฉ justo, eu entendo.

jag: varfรถr fรถrintar ni jorden!!!

utomjordingar: fรถr det finns folk som tror att engelska รคr det รคnda sprรฅket de behรถver kunna

jag: rimligt, jag fรถrstรฅr

Jรก: Proฤ niฤรญte Zemi?

Mimozemลกลฅani: Protoลพe tu jsou lidรฉ, kteล™รญ si myslรญ, ลพe angliฤtina je jedinรฝ jazyk, kterรฝ potล™ebujรญ znรกt

Jรก: To je fรฉr, to chรกpu.

ja: dlaczego niszczycie Ziemiฤ™?

kosmici: poniewaลผ sฤ… ludzie, ktรณrzy myล›lฤ…, ลผe angielski to jedyny jฤ™zyk, ktรณrego potrzebujฤ™

ja: rozumiem, w porzฤ…dku

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kingdeino

io: perchรจ state distruggendo la terra!!!

alieni: perchรจ ci sono delle persone che credono che lโ€™inglese sia lโ€™unica lingua di cui hanno bisogno

io: capisco, mi sembra giusto

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thegayestpolyglot

Yo: porquรฉ estรกs destruyendo la tierra!?!?

Extraterrestre: porque hay personas quienes creen que inglรฉs es la รบnica lengua que se tiene que hablar.

Yo: te entiendo, es justo.

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properrussian

ะฏ: ะŸะพั‡ะตะผัƒ ะฒั‹ ัƒะฝะธั‡ั‚ะพะถะฐะตั‚ะต ะ—ะตะผะปัŽ?!?! ะ˜ะฝะพะฟะปะฐะฝะตั‚ัะฝะต: ะŸะพั‚ะพะผัƒ ั‡ั‚ะพ ะตัั‚ัŒ ะปัŽะดะธ, ะบะพั‚ะพั€ั‹ะต ัั‡ะธั‚ะฐัŽั‚, ั‡ั‚ะพ ะธะผ ะฝัƒะถะฝะพ ะณะพะฒะพั€ะธั‚ัŒ ั‚ะพะปัŒะบะพ ะฟะพ-ะฐะฝะณะปะธะนัะบะธ. ะฏ: ะ, ะฝัƒ ะฟะพะฝัั‚ะฝะพ, ั‚ะพะณะดะฐ ะปะฐะดะฝะพ!

A modern Rosetta stone.

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polygamouscaterpillar

Onipa: ad3n ti na woo se3 ewuasi

3wiamu nii: efri s3 nkโŠƒfuโŠƒ bi wโŠƒ ho a โŠƒmo fri s3 brโŠƒfo ne kasa p3 a ehyia โŠƒmo

Onipa: a, ma te ase

Yessssssss I love the sign language addition! @polygamouscaterpillar

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wodneswynn

This is like the side-by-side plates of the Lordโ€™s Prayer in the historical linguistics textbook except so much better

This is the most educational shitpost Iโ€™ve ever seen

[Image Description: the three GIFs in polygamuscaterpillarโ€™s reblog show the same message as all the other posts signed in American Sign Language. The image in thatlittlegyptologistโ€™s reblog shows the same message in Egyptian hieroglyphics. End Image Description.]

mi: sina pakala e sike ma ni tan seme???

jan tan sike ma ante: tan ni - jan mute li wile toki Inli taso.

mi: a ale li pona.

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curious-etc

meg: kvifor รธydelegg du jorda!!!

romvesen: fordi det finst folk som trur at engelsk er det einaste sprรฅket dei treng รฅ snakke

meg: greitt, eg forstรฅr

ego: cur mundum deiicitis!!!

astrici: sunt qui credunt solam linguam loqui necessarium est anglicem

ego: iustum est. intelligo

eu: de ce distrugeศ›i pฤƒmรขntul!!!

extratereศ™trii: pentru cฤƒ sunt oameni care cred cฤƒ engleza este singura limbฤƒ pe care o au nevoie sฤƒ vorbeascฤƒ

eu: aia e corect, รฎnศ›eleg

YESS I LOVE THE ASL ONE

university is like a video game. you can pick up sidequests. Youre gonna neglect the main storyline. youre gonna end up in a guild of sorts. i just looted a bush on campus and found a sticker

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