saw this on tiktok and I just had to show all the shassie shippers out here

funniest thing psych ever did was purposefully choose to never ever show chief vick's husband. her coworkers haven't even met him. we don't know anything about him other than that he's chief vick's husband. for all intents and purposes that man doesn't even exist. for this reason i propose that chief vick is actually a lesbian. in this essay i will

dean would absolutely lose cas at grocery stores and go around asking people "hey have you seen a little guy in a trench coat? 'bout yea high? [hand at his shoulder] peach fuzz, devastatingly handsome? sensible shoes? just kind of a weird, dorky little guy?"

everybody is on the lookout for some short, questionably dressed mystery man and meanwhile cas, 6' tall, shaped not unlike a shot putter, is standing at the checkout scrutinizing the tabloids like "...i'm not sure there's any veracity to these claims" while the cashier's register throws a fatal error bc she accidentally lasered him with the barcode scanner and it saw infinity

Carlton Lassiter would NOT have internalized homophobia and i will not stand for this slander 💔💔

Now Shawn Spencer on the other hand,,,,,

Yes! Oh my god yes. There’s a bunch of fics I’ve read where Henry’s just okay with Shawn being bi (like a little resistant but fine) which I like reading cause happy endings yay BUT exploring this idea, firstly, Shawn would NOT think his dad would EVER be accepting, and secondly, it’s the 2000s, it’s the time that everyone made fun of Brokeback Mountain or just constantly had awkward and horribly stereotypical gay people on TV. SO YES Shawn you have… wait for it… INTERNALIZED HOMOPHOBIA!!!

And then Lassie, who yeah he did have to deal with that, but he dealt with it a while ago and is now a well adjusted human being…. Wait, who is that walking in? Shawn Spencer? Not so well adjusted now are we? Cause now he has to deal with spencerphobia, which does not have such a “simple” solution because this guy is just so easy to fucking despise… but maybe there is a way to “solve” this “problem” if ya know what I mean

reveal of my gordon hlvrai costume project, now that about half of it is done! this is cardstock and glue and tape and more glue and paint and velcro. and 2 gloves (one hand-sewn)

i got started sometime in early-mid fall, but i committed to making it work with cardstock in january- it was originally meant to be a sizing test before construction with eva foam over the summer. then i realized how expensive thatd be, too much pressure for a form of craft ive never practiced. im pretty amazed with how its come together, even with the large seams! during that whole time when it was unpainted (started painting two weeks ago) there was no way to tell

in light of jkrs recent acephobic post, heres some of my favorite fics with asexual MARAUDERS era character <333

Let the Light In — calamitoustide — AroAce James Potter and Regulus Black — QPR Jegulus

The third option — ThisLiminialSpace — Asexual Regulus Black — Jegulus

Should I break up with my girlfriend? — FeelingTheDisAster — AroAce James Potter

A star for a summer's day — her_smile_forges_galaxies — Asexual Evan Rosier — Jegulus and RoseKiller as the main ships

i know we joke about cis artists having the weirdest sense of anatomy, but also even when the anatomy is fine, no one seems to want to draw women doing normal things

Drawing challenge: draw your favorite male characters like this

this is exactly why i’m a huge fan of posemaniacs!

you get 3d model pose references with the option of having a male or female anatomy for each pose

they have a WIDE VARIETY of poses that you can search for using a TAG SYSTEM

(as you can see by the scroll bar in the second image there is Even More Tags)

you can select a pose you like for larger viewing and the convenience doesn’t stop!!!

you have full 360 viewing range of the pose plus zooming in and out

and what’s that? a TOOLBAR?? MENU?? THING??

Correct!

the eye button hold a very fun menu

negative space blacks out the background and fills the pose with a solid white silhouette

the “texture” refers to the skin situation of the model with the “color” and “grey” shown below

(i usually use color personally)

then there’s the option of different sized drawing grids(4 and 16 below)

idk wtf bounding box is about but it looks like this if it matters to you

“floor” toggles all shadows on the floor, “floor grid” you guessed it puts a like perspective guide grid on the floor that goes to forever, and “shadow” toggles ALL shading. there is NO lighting happening if you turn that off. NONE.

NEXT ITEM! that box thing with the line through it? flips the pose horizontally.

the little person symbol? lets you switch anatomies

camera icon? you can choose from a selection of preset camera angles PLUS an option for … idk what to call it but you can do this!

less flat right!! i’m sure there’s a word i just don’t know but this is maximum *that* so there is less *that* if you want it

the lightbulb gives you a menu like the camera one but it offers a selection of lighting styles with variable intensity

CHARMING!

and that’s not even everything this site provides!!!!!!! they have tutorials, instructional videos, lessons, all sorts of shit!!! (although they are vast majority if not all in japanese just a heads up)

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DONT EVEN NEED TO SET UP AN ACCOUNT OR APPROVE OF COOKIES JUST GET IN DO YOUR THING GET OUT NO STRINGS ATTACHED

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the ads are few and far between! ZERO video ads, NONE take over your screen or glitch you at all, they are of no concern i forget they’re there!

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Henry is the best written parent any show has ever had.

Let me be perfectly clear; I don’t mean he is the best dad, i mean that they perfectly nailed the weird conflicting feelings parents often conjure in real life.

Sometimes I want to throat punch that bastard and other times I want him to say “i’m proud of you”.

I have yet to see any two people that feel the same way about Henry and I think that’s just evidence of the greatness of the character. The way people feel about Henry is entirely dependent of their relationship with their parents. This is obviously true for many characters, but I have not seen any that come close to the degree to which people project their own experience onto Henry Spencer. Some people think he is a good dad who tried his best to teach his kid what he knew and set him up for the future, others think he’s abusive scum of the earth. The fact that neither of them are entirely wrong or right proves that Henry is an incredibly complex character that perfectly displays the nuances of familial relationships.

This is even evidenced in the show itself with how they portray Shawn and Henry’s relationship, not only by how they interact with each other but also by how other characters on the show perceive their relationship. How Abigail tried to force them interact. How Shawn’s mom wasn’t even aware that Henry never told him that she was the one that left and how strained their relationship became after she did. How even though Shawn literally admits that he hates his dad in the very first episode, he goes nuts when they shot Henry and hunts him down for revenge. How Henry KEPT ALL THE NEWSPAPER CLIPPINGS OF SHAWNS CASES.

Ugh I could ramble about them forever. I love this show.

psych needs a spinoff where shawn snaps and kills a bunch of people, but because hes a genius they literally can’t convict him. The man can lie on lie detector tests. He has enough knowledge on crimes to successfully kill someone and hide the body without being caught. He would NOT break under interrogation. This would be hilarious.

happy psych regression to me!! I will finally finish the series (probably)

Psych 4x03