in dracula there is a cowboy and the female lead lives. in nosferatu there is no cowboy and the female lead dies. ergo, the existence of a cowboy is highly important for the survival of the female lead in a gothic vampire story.
its crazy that right after thelma & louise harvey keitel went and did reservoir dogs like do you think he saw the script and looked at tim roth and went "YES. NOW I CAN BE IN THE TRAGIC BISEXUAL ROMANCE"
its crazy that right after thelma & louise michael madsen went and did reservoir dogs like do you think he saw the script and looked at chris penn and went "YES. NOW I CAN BE IN THE TRAGIC BISEXUAL ROMANCE"
I want female Arab lit recs if any of you have them 🤲
i have a job interview in 2 minutes i’m gonna cry
this is what i saw immediately after leaving the interview. do you guys think it’s a good omen
The Blue Room — 2014 La Chambre bleue dir. Mathieu Amalric
vampire yaoi👨❤️💋👨🩸🥵
Actually that no punctuation plot hole ooc wattpad fanfic written by that 12 year old will ALWAYS be better than character ai. And I love that 12 year old btw
top gun is great because tony scott was like “i want to make a movie about sunsets” and the us navy was like “No you’re gonna make recruitment propanganda for the navy” and val kilmer was like “the studio has tricked me, juilliard trained val kilmer, into being here, so i’m going to portray a closeted homosexual” and tom cruise was like “i’m in a ray bans commercial!”
The message of dune is that you should dump your computer and hire a scheming twink that does coke and flirts with you while doing math.
@leaving-earth requested the least seen movies. So here we have a list of the top 100 films that tumblr users reported as having heard of but not having seen per results on @haveyouseenthismovie-poll.
TW: A couple of films famous for racism are on this list so please enter at your own risk.
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